Thank you, What's-your-name from cable. Let me just start out by saying Osama Bin Laden's a cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I'll say it over and over - he's a cunt, and he looks like a cunt and he acts like a cunt. He looks like a bearded cunt with a turban on top. And I know he gets cable where he is. You cunt, you fucking bitch, cocksucker! I'm calling him a "cunt" because Comedy Central didn't want me to say "towel-head". He's a cocksucker, man, I'm telling you. I don't mean "cocksucker" in a bad ...