Thank you. I thought about canceling my appearance here tonight, but it's important for all us that we get back to our lives or the terrorists win. So last night, I'm at a strip club, trying to get back to my life. The stripping industry has been hit very hard.
We're here tonight to honor a man who personifies why these terrorists hate us. If it were up to them, women couldn't read, couldn't work, get fake tits, go to school, pose nude to "help their career"... Hugh Hefner believes that women ...