The Flintstones' New Neighbors (1980 TV Movie)

Henry Corden: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : Honest, Wilma, vultures and bats, and a dark rain cloud over the roof. They HAD to be taking it to the city dump.

  Wilma Flintstone : Vultures and bats? Who'd want to live in a creepy house like that?

  Fred Flintstone : I don't know, well whoever they are, I wouldn't want to know them.

  Barney Rubble : [knocking]  Hey Fred, open up!

  Betty Rubble : [Fred opens the door]  Wilma, you poor dear, I'm so sorry.

  Wilma Flintstone : About what?

  Fred Flintstone : Yeah, what do you mean?

  Barney Rubble : Oh bad news, Fred, look out the window.

  [Fred and Wilma look out the window] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : No! Tell me it isn't true!

  Wilma Flintstone : [the spooky house is next door to them]  That looks like the creepy house you were telling me about!

  Fred Flintstone : They must've bought the lot next door!

  Wilma Flintstone : Who?

  Fred Flintstone : Who? The creeps who would live in a creepy house like that, that's who!

  Barney Rubble : Aw, cheer up, Fred. It could've been worse.

  Fred Flintstone : Heh? How?

  Barney Rubble : They could've moved next door to *me*.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : That's not funny, Barn. You're in trouble, too! This whole block is in trouble!

  Barney Rubble : Why?

  Fred Flintstone : With a crummy house like that in the neighborhood, you know what's gonna happen to the value of your property?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, no.

  Fred Flintstone : [gives a thumbs-down]  Pfft! Right down the drain.

• Barney Rubble : Looks like somebody's moving a house, sheesh what a spooky looking place.

  Fred Flintstone : Where do you suppose they're moving it to, the city dump?

  Barney Rubble : [thunder crashes, lightning strikes and a vulture laughs]  Wow! Did you see that?

  Fred Flintstone : [comes back up from hiding]  How would you like to have that living next door to you?

  Barney Rubble : There goes the neighborhood.

• Fred Flintstone : [a long green hairy hand with claws puts out a milk bottle and shuts the door]  What the heck was that?

  Barney Rubble : Looks like a milk bottle with a note in it.

  Fred Flintstone : I know that! I mean the hand, the giant hairy hand!

  Betty Rubble : Look! There it is again!

  Barney Rubble : Yeah and it's pulling in the clothesline.

  Wilma Flintstone : A shirt with four sleeves? I don't believe it.

  Betty Rubble : Would you believe a two-neck sweater?

  Barney Rubble : Or a pair of pants with four legs?

  Fred Flintstone : Freaks! That's what living next door to us - sideshow freaks!

  Barney Rubble : Eh, you're lucky, Fred. You won't have to pay to see them. All you got to do is look out the window.

  [laughs] 

  Fred Flintstone : Keep that up, Barn, and in about two seconds, *you're* going out the window!

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't think I'd like that, Fred.

• Wilma Flintstone : We're Wilma, Fred, and Pebbles.

  Hidea Frankenstone : [shakes Fred's hand]  So nice to meet you, Pebbles.

  Fred Flintstone : [points to Pebbles]  That's Pebbles.

  Hidea Frankenstone : Oh I'm so sorry, please forgive me, Wilma.

  Fred Flintstone : [points to Wilma]  SHE'S Wilma!

  Hidea Frankenstone : Goodness, I'm so terrible with names.

• Frank Frankenstone : [Stubby comes up from the basement]  And this is our youngest, Stubby.

  Hidea Frankenstone : Stubby, say hello to Mrs. Flintstone.

  Stubby Frankenstone : Hello.

  Wilma Flintstone : Hello Stubby, what're you doing with that shovel?

  Stubby Frankenstone : Digging graves in the cellar.

  Fred Flintstone : Huh? D-digging graves in the ce-cellar?

  Hidea Frankenstone : [laughs]  It keeps him in the house you know.

• Wilma Flintstone : Who bought the lot next door?

  Fred Flintstone : Who? The creeps that live in a creepy house like that, that's who.

  Barney Rubble : Aw, cheer up, Fred. It could've been worse.

  Fred Flintstone : How? What do you mean?

  Barney Rubble : They could've moved next door to *me*.

  [he laughs]