Richard & Judy (2001–2008)
Crop Circle Expert: Crop circles are a not a new phenomenon...
Himself - Presenter: [interrupting] You should see the doodles on our phonebook!
Himself - Presenter: David Seaman is celebrating his 39th birthday today. His ponytail is 10.
Himself - Presenter: [to Rick Parfitt] You show me ONE photo of Fergie having her toe sucked!
Herself - Presenter: The octopus, who was trained for the circus, gradually became more reclusive. He got depressed and committed suicide.
Himself - Presenter: Yes, he stabbed himself with his own beak!