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The Cramp Twins (TV Series 2001–2005) Poster

(2001–2005)

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Lucien Cramp: Sometimes nature is too natural for it's own good.

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Wayne: Go get mom. I may have brain damage.

Lucien Cramp: A minor injury in your case.

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Wayne: Geyser! Geyser! Geyser!

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Agent X: Filthy boy.

Wayne: Oh... You mean me.

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Mr. Winkle: Okay, naked people. Party's over, get out of my house.

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Wendy Winkle: We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and... Mrs Hun.

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Lucien Cramp: Guess what, I have psychic powers!

Horace Cramp: That's nice, son.

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Tony Parsons: What are you cooking for dinner, mrs. Cramp?

Dorothy Cramp: Pizza flakes, Tony. But they won't be ready utill you've washed and disinfected your hands

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Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne, how do you spell rusty?

Wayne: [annoyed] Like dusty with a 'ru' at the beginning.

Dirty Joe Muldoon: Oh.

[pause]

Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne.

Wayne: What?

Dirty Joe Muldoon: How do you spell dusty?

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Wayne: [reading Dirty Joes poem from the school paper] Junk is sweet and also sour I scavange heaps for hours and hours Rusty metal bent and dented For all this my life was vented

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Dorothy Cramp: Junk! Dirt! Rodeo Rita!

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Clown: Hey, what are you doing?

Wayne: Ha! Made you talk! Made you talk!

Clown: I hate you.

Wayne: Naughty clown! Not supposed to speak. Bad clown! Littering is a crime! Clown get the sack, work in discount shop!

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Lucien Cramp: My mom uses poison, my dad sells poison, and Wayne... Well Wayne is poison.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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