The Cramp Twins (2001–2005)
Lucien Cramp: Sometimes nature is too natural for it's own good.
Wayne: Go get mom. I may have brain damage.
Lucien Cramp: A minor injury in your case.
Mr. Winkle: Okay, naked people. Party's over, get out of my house.
Wendy Winkle: We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and... Mrs Hun.
Seth Parsons: I knew whittling would get me in trouble some day.
Lucien Cramp: Guess what, I have psychic powers!
Horace Cramp: That's nice, son.
Tony Parsons: What are you cooking for dinner, mrs. Cramp?
Dorothy Cramp: Pizza flakes, Tony. But they won't be ready utill you've washed and disinfected your hands
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne, how do you spell rusty?
Wayne: [annoyed] Like dusty with a 'ru' at the beginning.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Oh.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: How do you spell dusty?
Wayne: [reading Dirty Joes poem from the school paper] Junk is sweet and also sour I scavange heaps for hours and hours Rusty metal bent and dented For all this my life was vented
Clown: Hey, what are you doing?
Wayne: Ha! Made you talk! Made you talk!
Clown: I hate you.
Wayne: Naughty clown! Not supposed to speak. Bad clown! Littering is a crime! Clown get the sack, work in discount shop!