The Cramp Twins (2001–2005)
Wendy Winkle: We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and... Mrs Hun.
Tony Parsons: What are you cooking for dinner, mrs. Cramp?
Dorothy Cramp: Pizza flakes, Tony. But they won't be ready utill you've washed and disinfected your hands
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne, how do you spell rusty?
Wayne: [annoyed] Like dusty with a 'ru' at the beginning.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Oh.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: Hey Wayne.
Dirty Joe Muldoon: How do you spell dusty?
Wayne: [reading Dirty Joes poem from the school paper] Junk is sweet and also sour I scavange heaps for hours and hours Rusty metal bent and dented For all this my life was vented