Patrick Warburton: Max Bright
Quotes
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Max Bright : [first lines - serene temple setting] There is a Zen saying: the true Buddhist will gladly jump into hell in order to save another human being.
[abrupt transition to noisy domestic dispute]
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Max Bright : I'm gonna go throw some britches on before somebody gets sick.
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Max Bright : What's there to discuss, because I 100% approve of Mai Ling, totally approve. So what's to discuss?
Mr. Wroth : Mai Ling has to approve of you.
Max Bright : Oh. Oh. Well, that's fair... What do I gotta do, drop my shorts?
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Max Bright : Lady experts really trained you?
Mai Ling : Yes.
Max Bright : For thousands of years...
Mai Ling : I'm only 28 years old.
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Max Bright : [to caretaker] The next time you see me, you forgive me if I don't hold up my end of the conversation.
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Max Bright : You let a man suck your dick?
Arlis : Well... I didn't tell my dick.
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Max Bright : Men want to marry their mothers: someone who will do anything for them and expect nothing in return.
