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Haggard: The Movie (2003)

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Based on the true story about Ryan Dunn (played by himself) and his ex-girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) and how she cheated on him. After the break up Glauren is rumored to have been ... See full summary »

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Ry (as Ryan Dunn a.k.a. Random Hero)
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Falcone / Taxi Driver / Announcer at Appliance Contest / Gnar Kill Band Member
Jennifer Rivell ...
Glauren (as Jenn Rivell)
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Hellboy (as Rake Yohn)
Ann Marie Esposito ...
Girl at Coffee Shop
Brandon Novak ...
Dooli
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Raab (as Raab Himself)
Jess Margera ...
Bum / Tetris Addict / Gnar Kill Band Member
Phil Margera ...
Fat Guy with Watermelon / Bakery Shop Owner
Mark Hanna ...
Laughing Fanna at Spa
David Decurtis ...
Naked Dave (as Naked Dave)
Mike Maldonado ...
Homebois
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Don Vito / Appliance Contest Judge (as Don Vito)
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Cop
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Storyline

Based on the true story about Ryan Dunn (played by himself) and his ex-girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) and how she cheated on him. After the break up Glauren is rumored to have been hooking up with heavy metal Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ryan enlists the help of his friends Valo (Bam Margera) and Falcone (Brandom Dicamillo) to find out the truth. They do whatever it takes to get the evidence, even if it meant breaking into her house. Meanwhile, Ryan has run-ins with the law and even gets stabbed in the eye with a fork. The movie also includes special appearances by pro-skaters Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, and Bucky Lasek. Written by Ashleigh

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual humor, and language | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

24 June 2003 (USA)  »

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$500,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

The CD that is ridiculed and subsequently destroyed by Cactus is the album 'LIFTED Or The Story Is In The Soil, Keep Your Ear To The Ground' by Nebraska folk act, 'Bright Eyes'. See more »

Goofs

After Ryan leaves the table in the restaurant to use the phone, we see the table again, except Ryan can be seen standing at the back of the room in the reflection from the window though he is still on the phone. See more »

Quotes

Valo: Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.
Ryan Dunn: What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.
Valo: She is looking for ass, I can see it.
Ryan Dunn: What does it matter? I look like shit.
Valo: Go talk to her.
Ryan Dunn: What do I say?
Valo: I don't know. Compliment her on that tattoo or something.
Ryan Dunn: Yeah, that'll work. It sounds so fucking lame.
Valo: Worked for Glauren.
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Crazy Credits

A montage of outtakes appear following the credits, which concludes with an alternate version of Ryan and Don Vito's argument in the bathroom. See more »

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References The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) See more »

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I'd poke my own eye out with a fork
12 June 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

if I had to watch this one more time. I picked it up thinking that it would be funny like Viva La Bam, boy was I mistaken. This has to be the worst movie I've even seen. These boys can't act and Bam isn't much of a skateboarder from what I've seen in the movie. I thought it would never end and when it did, I could have kicked my own ass for wasting 2 hours watching it. The only thing that was even remotely funny was the body bag scene included in the extras. I can't even think of any thing else to write other than DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. Stick to MTV and Jackass. Oh and Bam, maybe you should include Johnny Knoxville in your next movie. At least he's funny.


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