Haggard: The Movie (2003)

Based on the true story about Ryan Dunn (played by himself) and his ex-girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) and how she cheated on him. After the break up Glauren is rumored to have been ... See full summary »

Director:

Bam Margera

Writers:

Chris Aspite, Brandon Dicamillo,

Stars:

Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, Brandon Dicamillo

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ryan Dunn	...	Ry (as Ryan Dunn a.k.a. Random Hero)
Bam Margera	...	Valo
Brandon Dicamillo	...	Falcone / Taxi Driver / Announcer at Appliance Contest / Gnar Kill Band Member
Jennifer Rivell	...	Glauren (as Jenn Rivell)
Rakeyohn	...	Hellboy (as Rake Yohn)
Ann Marie Esposito	...	Girl at Coffee Shop
Brandon Novak	...	Dooli
Chris Raab	...	Raab (as Raab Himself)
Jess Margera	...	Bum / Tetris Addict / Gnar Kill Band Member
Phil Margera	...	Fat Guy with Watermelon / Bakery Shop Owner
Mark Hanna	...	Laughing Fanna at Spa
David Decurtis	...	Naked Dave (as Naked Dave)
Mike Maldonado	...	Homebois
Vincent Margera	...	Don Vito / Appliance Contest Judge (as Don Vito)
Tony Hawk	...	Cop

Storyline

Based on the true story about Ryan Dunn (played by himself) and his ex-girlfriend Glauren (Jenn Rivell) and how she cheated on him. After the break up Glauren is rumored to have been hooking up with heavy metal Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Ryan enlists the help of his friends Valo (Bam Margera) and Falcone (Brandom Dicamillo) to find out the truth. They do whatever it takes to get the evidence, even if it meant breaking into her house. Meanwhile, Ryan has run-ins with the law and even gets stabbed in the eye with a fork. The movie also includes special appearances by pro-skaters Tony Hawk, Jason Ellis, and Bucky Lasek.

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Plot Keywords:

stabbed in the eye | ex girlfriend | masturbation | censored | sexual humor | 

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Genres:

Comedy

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong crude and sexual humor, and language

Details

Country:

USA Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 June 2003 (USA)

Also Known As:

Haggard

Filming Locations:

West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$500,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Technical Specs

Color:

Color (Technicolor)

Did You Know?

Trivia

Bam Margera's character is called "Valo" and was named after Ville Valo, the lead singer of European rock band H.I.M. (for whom Margera has directed numerous music videos).

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Goofs

When Ryan and Glauren are at the restaurant, Glauren is not wearing hoop earrings. However, when they are riding up to her house on bikes afterwards, she is wearing large silver hoop earrings.

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Quotes

Glauren: I get all the free games I want. What can you offer me?
Ryan: I don't know how I can compete with free games, but how about my UTTER DEVOTION to you?
Glauren: That's so overrated.

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Crazy Credits

A montage of outtakes appear following the credits, which concludes with an alternate version of Ryan and Don Vito's argument in the bathroom.

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Connections

References The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

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Soundtracks

"Someone Like You"
Performed by New Order

User Reviews

Haggard is crazy

The movie Haggard is one of the funniest movies of all time. It features the cast from CKY (the movies) and also has a GREAT soundtrack. If you have seen any CKY or Viva La Bam you will notice that everybody (from those two) are in it. Including Bam's parents and many other people.

The story is about Ryan Dunn's girlfriend Glauren (Jennifer Rivall) cheating on him, and him trying to get back at her. He does this by having Valo (Bam) and Falcone (Dicamillo) vandalize her house. There are many different characters with many different stories.

There is great music on the soundtrack. Bands such as Him & Her, CKY, Gnar Kill, Daniel Lioneye. Iggy and the Stooges Pop, and New Order.

If you do not like Viva La Bam or CKY (the movies) I doubt you will like this. If you DO like that stuff...this movie is great.