Mystery Science Theater 3000: Shorts (1998 Video)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot

Quotes 

• [in "Why Study Industrial Arts?"] 

  Joel Robinson : You know, I like the feel of a board moving moving slowly against the cutter...

  Mike Nelson : Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.

  Joel Robinson : I like the smell of fresh wood chips and saw dust...

  Crow T. Robot : I put them in my underwear... uh, oh.

  Joel Robinson : The bright glare of a welder...

  Tom Servo : I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.

  Joel Robinson : The sharp whine of a power tool...

  Mike Nelson : The piercing scream of a freshman.

  Joel Robinson : Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.

  Tom Servo : Tap, tap tap, I keep Popular Mechanix under my mattress! Ha ha ha!

  Joel Robinson : A saw...

  Crow T. Robot : Building a chafe with no pants... uh, oh.

  Joel Robinson : A wrench...

  Mike Nelson : Let it go, man! Shop class was a long time ago. It's *over*!

  Joel Robinson : A plane...

  Tom Servo : These tools are my friends!

  Joel Robinson : Or a chisel.

  Crow T. Robot : What about *girls*, young man, *girls*?

  Tom Servo : Nope. Chisels.