Biker Zombies From Detroit is a horror/comedy contrasting the dark deadly streets of outer Detroit against the posh and protected upscale community of Grosse Pointe. A series of horrific murders are committed in the Detroit area. Now it seems an evil darkness has descended onto the streets of Grosse Pointe, and hidden within is the wrath of 'Biker Zombies from Detroit'! Ken Yargeau and his mother Francis relocate from the quaint rural town of Hell, Michigan to the exclusive Detroit suburb of Grosse Pointe. Ken quickly has a rude awakening when he meets the local high school pretty-boys and is immediately spurned by his peers. However, Courtney Goodwyn the local sweetheart finds herself attracted to the new guy in town. And promptly dumps her pretty-boy wannabe boyfriend, Chad Porter. Meanwhile on the gritty nocturnal streets of Detroit, an evil force has returned and begins constructing a modern day army of Zombie warriors. His new generals are here to recapture a world that was ... Written by
Todd Brunswick <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Dude! A couple of those girls aren't wearing any underwear!
You mean you didn't see that shit?
No, how can you tell?
Oh, I can tell dude. Girls' underwear is huge with me, man, and let me just tell you this: I can't see any pantylines on any of those chicks.
Maybe they're wearing a thong.
Maybe they were wearing thongs, you know. That's some wild shit, don't you think?
Man, those girls can't be a day over fourteen and they're sporting thongs. That's sweet, huh?
Oh yeah! Thongs are ...
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OH my god definitely on the top 10 worst movies ever made. NO PLOT!!! who was the main character? The guy or the girl. how many times could they have made that cop say " Ill be in the car" ha ha my throat hurt the next day from hurting from laughing so hard no ending what was the purpose of them going after the kid why was there biker zombies in the first place if i ever saw it for sale i would buy it on the spot it was so idiotically funny if you ARe looking for a horror movie stay away from biker zombies but if you are looking to laugh so hard your stomach hurts get this and never return it
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