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The Brak Show (TV Series 2000–2004) Poster

(2000–2004)

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Brak: Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!

Brak: Say wh... what time you got there pardner?

Thundercleese: Time is an abstract concept created by carbon-based life-forms to monitor their ongoing decay.

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Brak: Dad, I need 20 dollars.

Dad: Yes, and I need a prehensile tail so I can grab onto things like a monkey.

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Mike: Hi there, my name's Mike, I'm a razor-toed-spine-masher, wanna be pals?

Thundercleese: Negative.

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Brak: I'm just gonna go to my room, I won't be able to sleep though.

[snoring]

Brak: ... Man I love sleepin'... I wish I could wake up so I can go back to sleep.

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Thundercleese: [rapping] War!/It's good for me!/What's my name?

Back-up Group: THUNDERCLEESE!

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[Brak prepares to dissect a clam in Biology class]

Brak: I guess it's goodbye Brak the happy, go-lucky man about town... and hello, Brak the ruthless clam slayer.

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Brak: Holy gherkin pickles, pop!

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Dad: [mumbling in hot tub water]

Brak: I hope those are talking bubbles, buddy.

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[Mom yells at Dad after the roof is torn off their house, she then walks away]

Dad: [to self] I don't know why we need a roof anyway, just put a hat on and get over it!

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Brak: Mr. Tickles, how do y-how do you think Thunderclese is gonna take this?

Mr. Tickles: Oh my God, he'll tear your arms off!

Brak: But I love my arms! That's where my hands live!

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Brak: [singing] That's my mom! / She goes by the name of Mom! / M is for her razmatazz / O is for the way she talks / The other "M" is there because... / You can't have a mom without "M"!

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[Brak asks Zorak for help]

Zorak: I'm not your daddy... or maybe I am.

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Dad: Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!

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Closing credits song: [Sung by a Louis Armstrong-like voice] So long folks, see you soon, hope you loved the show / C'mon next time, if you liked it, but if you didn't like it then watch something else / Oh yeah! Oh yeah, yeah! Scattly-dop-doop goodbye Brak!

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[Clarence appears, smoking a cigarette]

Brak: Clarence! We thought you were dead!

Clarence: Clarence the boy is dead. Say hello to Clarence the man... who just had sex.

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[Brak at a party]

Brak: Hey guys, lets throw up the booze we just drank...

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[Brak comes home in tears]

Brak: I don't want to live anymore!

[runs to his room]

Dad: Alright, now I can finally have that study I've always wanted.

[Mom looks at him angrily]

Dad: What? I'm half kidding, what do you people want from me?

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Brak: Hey, what happened to my bed?

[Brak's bed is covered with a thick, bubbling slime]

Zorak: Yeah, that's my funk. Leave it alone. It's resting.

Brak: Well, where did it come from?

Zorak: Do you really want to know?

Brak: No, I suppose not.

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Brak: I'm going to go talk to my dad. He'll know what to do.

Dad: How the hell do I know?

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[last lines]

Brak: This is stupid. I wish we weren't penguins and that our show wasn't canceled.

[abrupt cut to black]

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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