Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series 2000– ) Poster


Carl: You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife.

Master Shake: I wasn't born yesterday, you know - I've seen movies.

Meatwad: [In front of a closet that has a sign that says "WARNING! DO NOT ENTER!] Carl, in here, no one won't ever think to look in here.

[Opens the door to reveal a pink intestinal-like surface with a gaping black hole]

Meatwad: No one won't ever want to get near here.

Carl: You, uh, you sure about this?

Meatwad: Aww, just do it.

[Master Shake pushes Carl in and closes the door. A second later, the door opens up again, and Carl comes flying out of the closet screaming]

Meatwad: Whoops, my bad.

Frylock: [angrily closing the door] I told y'all: this closet is not to be opened, it is a horrible horrible place in there!

Meatwad: Well there's a knob there.

Frylock: Why do you think I put the sign there? You think I was being cute?

Meatwad: I don't know.

Master Shake: Ding dong! The dick is dead Carl!

Meatwad: I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.

[his first line of the series]

Carl: What happened to my friggin' car?

Frylock: [on the Plutonian spaceship] Which one of these buttons beams me out of here?

Oglethorpe: Those buttons are red! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

[Frylock presses a button and party music plays while balloons and confetti fall out of the ceiling]

Emory: Alright, party time.

Oglethorpe: Whose birthday is it? Someone gets a spanking!

[Frylock presses some more buttons until Master Shake beams in]

Master Shake: Hey! Happy birthday! Who's the lucky boy?

Frylock: SHAKE! How'd you get in this beam?

Master Shake: Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!

Frylock: I'm outta here.

Master Shake: You're both yo-yos. Shut up ya yo-yos.

Master Shake: You're about to not have a mouth! And I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF!

Master Shake: [Frylock is about to revive Carl, whose body has been recreated from a mass of eyeballs] What a minute. Before you turn him on - do you think he'll be able to be able to see us?

Frylock: In ways you can only imagine.

Master Shake: But look, I mean - is he going to be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up lookin' like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

[repeated line]

Master Shake: That's what it does!

ignignokt: The innocent shall suffer - big time.

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