Meatwad is expecting the arrival of his new pet, a bunny. A snake arrives instead, and Master Shake is suspiciously unsurprised. Shake encourages Meatwad to dress the snake up like a bunny. The snake eats Meatwad. Master Shake suggests that they allow the snake to digest his meal. Frylock prepares to blast the snake with his lasers to save Meatwad. Meatwad calls out from inside the snake, asking Frylock to spare the animal. Meatwad then claims that the snake, whom he has named Nathan Scott Phillips, is his best friend.
MC Pee Pants returns, this time under the stage name of MC Sir Loin, with a sophomore album "For Da Shorteez." Meatwad, inspired by the music, takes food and trash from Master Shake, Frylock, and Carl to give to the "Shorteez." However, Sir Loin is simply using all of the trash collected for a plan to break into the First National Bank, and the Aqua Teens soon catch onto this.
Master Shake tells Frylock he will pay the bills, but he doesn't so their water, electricity and cable gets turned off. Frylock wants Shake to learn a lesson about paying the bills so he doesn't pay the bills himself. But instead Shake goes over to Carl and their is a accident.
Frylock plays a team trivia game at a local bar every Tuesday night, but he regularly loses to Wayne the Brain. Desperate for victory, Frylock recruits Master Shake and Meatwad to broaden the team's knowledge base. The trio loses. Frylock realizes that the team's weakness is sports trivia. With desperation mounting, Frylock bribes Carl (using the promise of free food) to join the team for one last attempt at defeating Wayne the Brain.
Frylock says he has invented an extraordinary toilet which uses little or no water. He gives the (as yet untested) toilet to Carl, and leaves it in Carl's front yard. Skeptical about the toilet, Carl at first refuses to use it. Frylock tells Carl that the toilet has an infrared privacy screen. Such a screen would allow Carl to use the toilet outside and still maintain his privacy. When Carl attempts to flush the toilet, his body is pulled down into the bowl and destroyed. The Aqua Teens retrieve Carl's severed head from the toilet bowl. The trio then attempts to keep ...
It's Labor Day, and the Aqua Teens are having a cookout. Frylock has cooked up some tofu. Shake and Meatwad want beef instead. Shake brings a cow, and they fry it in a vat of oil. Frylock warns Shake to dispose of the oil responsibly, but Carl and Shake dump the oil in the woods. The trees exact their revenge by apprehending Carl and Shake. Shake goes on trial, and Frylock becomes his reluctant advocate.
Meatwad is having a birthday party. Master Shake uses this event to showcase a heavy metal song that he has recently created with the lyrical and musical aid of Geddy Lee and Zakk Wylde to replace the "Happy Birthday" song. However, Shake becomes heavily in debt as a result - to the tune of 1.4 million dollars. Eventually, Zakk comes over to get his money, and Shake tries to appease him unsuccessfully with a live concert opportunity.
Frylock tells Shake there is buried treasure right underneath the spots in the front yard where he wanted Shake to plant the azaleas. After Frylock tells Shake to dig just 4-6 inches deep, Shake digs to a depth of 6 feet. Shake falls in the hole, and he finds a cave in which contains the Broodwich, a delicious but dangerous sandwich. Every time Shake takes a bite, he is transported to a hell-like dimension where he is menaced by a figure wielding an axe. Shake is not condemned to this dimension forever, because he refuses to eat the tomatoes on the sandwich.
Without Carl's permission, Master Shake uses Carl's now destroyed vehicle for use in a demolition derby. After discovering that the car is wrecked, Carl donates the car to the kidney foundation - a group of which Meatwad is a beneficiary. Meatwad receives the totaled car, and the Aqua Teens (specifically, Master Shake and Meatwad) embark upon the near-impossible task of repairing the car.
Carl has installed a laser security field around his house. The field can be seen from space, and soon aliens are visiting the Aqua Teens on the lawn. These aliens speak English. Their primary interests are finding love and drinking beer. The aliens mistake each of the Aqua Teens for romance-minded females. Shake bonds with the aliens, while Frylock is merely annoyed with them. Eventually, one alien departs in their spacecraft, which leaves the other alien stranded at the Aqua Teens' house.