Holiday in the Sun (2001 Video)
Scott: I found out something about me I really didn't know.
Griffen Grayson: Yeah, what's that?
Scott: My memory sucks!
[Brianna is searching for a cute guy at the club]
Boy #1: Hi.
Boy #2: Hey, what's up?
Brianna: Not my temperature.
Boy #3: Hey.
Brianna: Nothing, and er, keep moving.
[Upon seeing Jordan for the first time]
Brianna: Now he's what time it is.
[Introducing herself to Jordan]
Brianna: Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?
Jordan: Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.
Brianna: A sense of humour. Cute.
Brianna: Sorry I don't believe I know you?
Alex: Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.
[after Alex and Madison arrive back at the hotel room late]
Harrison: It is 12:15am. How late does that make them Judy?
Judy: Precisely 72 minutes past curfew.
Alex: If we were back home, we'd be 45 minutes early!
Judy: Nice try.
[On deciding what to do]
Jeffrey: Wanna build a sandcastle?
Keegan: I got a better idea.
[Jeffrey is buried in the sand; all that is left is his head]
Jeffrey: But I'm never going to get out of here.
Jeffrey: [shouting] Help!
Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.
[Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool]
Alex: Patrolling for barf?
Jordan: *How* did you know?
[Madison and Scott are horse riding on the beach]
Madison: Why are we stopping?
Scott: I think my horse has sand in his shoe.
Madison: Ooh that's funny. Let's go, I'll race you back.
Scott: I *was* serious!
Scott: I have a real hard time talking to her, you know?
Scott: I think she thinks I'm an idiot!
Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?
[Scott looks confused]
Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read *any* books?
[Scott looks confused again]
Scott: Does Sports Illustrated count?
[Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison]
Scott: So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?
Madison: Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.
Scott: I love Judy Blume.
Madison: Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?
Scott: Was that wrong?
Madison: Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.
Scott: It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?
[Jordan is trying to get Alex to cut up fish with him]
Alex: Is this a test of my affection?
Alex: I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!
Alex: Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.
[after being put in jail]
Madison: It's not American Express, it's Midnight Express.
Griffen Grayson: [to Madison] Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine.
Harrison: I'll dive into the shark tank. Yeah, I'll dive into a shark tank to avoid shopping.
Harrison: We trust you you're good girls. We let you run around on your own. But we just bailed you out of jail and that's not a typical vacation activity. So for the duration, you're gonna be sticking with us.
Alex: Can we?
Harrison: No. There's no discussion. So let's order our lunches and just have fun together.
Griffen Grayson: Tell her: I couldn't sleep as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me twitch in anticipation.
Scott: I didn't sleep. Yeah, I mean, as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.
Griffen Grayson: Not itch, you idiot.
Scott: Not itch, you idiot.
Griffen Grayson: Twitch. Twitch.
Scott: Twitch. Twitch.
Madison: You are so out of it.
Griffen Grayson: Thanks.
Madison: You know what, Scott. I don't know what your problem is but I think it's time for me to go to the bathroom.
Jordan: Hey, Alex, do you want to dance?
Brianna: Hey, Jordan, do you want to dance?
Jordan: Yeah with Alex.
Brianna: [on the phone] Yes, security, this is Brianna Wallace calling from room 107 in the royal towers. I've been trying to get some sleep and there's some deafening noise coming from the pool area. Be a love and do something about it, would you?
Brianna: Thank you.
Policeman: You will all stand perfectly still.
Griffen Grayson: What?
Jordan: [another officer takes fishing rods and tackle box from Jordan's hands] Wait a minute. This doesn't belong to you.
Madison: Excuse me.
Griffen Grayson: What are you doing?
Jordan: What are you doing, man?
Policeman: Quite correct. It belongs to the people of the Bahamas. And you're all under arrest.
Policeman: For smuggling antiquities.
Griffen Grayson: For what?
Jordan: Antiquities? I didn't steal anything.
Policeman: These are national treasures that must not leave this country. Take them away. Let's go. All of you.
[policemen take Griffen and the others to jail]
Security Guard: Jordan Landers, you can go.
Jordan: I can't.
Security Guard: Ms. Wallace doesn't want to press any charges.
Jordan: Oh, what about my friends?
Security Guard: She ain't seeing anything but them.
Jordan: Oh, then I'm staying, too.
Security Guard: Out.
Alex: Jordan, just go.
Alex: Dad, we were wondering if next year...
Madison: Well, I guess this won't be the last family vacation.
[minutes later realizing there was a rewrite]
Madison: We hope next year's trip is as good as the last family vacation.