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Holiday in the Sun (Video 2001) Poster

(2001 Video)

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Scott: I found out something about me I really didn't know.

Griffen Grayson: Yeah, what's that?

Scott: My memory sucks!

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Jeffrey: Wanna play Frisbee?

Keegan: A plastic spinning dog toy? No thanks!

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Alex: [about a fish] It's sucking on me!

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Jordan: What's your name?

Alex: Alex.

Jordan: That's it, just one name?

Alex: One more than you.

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[Brianna is searching for a cute guy at the club]

Boy #1: Hi.

Brianna: Bye.

Boy #2: Hey, what's up?

Brianna: Not my temperature.

Boy #3: Hey.

Brianna: Nothing, and er, keep moving.

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[Upon seeing Jordan for the first time]

Brianna: Now he's what time it is.

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[Introducing herself to Jordan]

Brianna: Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?

Jordan: Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.

Brianna: A sense of humour. Cute.

[to Alex]

Brianna: Sorry I don't believe I know you?

Alex: Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.

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[after Alex and Madison arrive back at the hotel room late]

Harrison: It is 12:15am. How late does that make them Judy?

Judy: Precisely 72 minutes past curfew.

Alex: If we were back home, we'd be 45 minutes early!

Judy: Nice try.

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[On deciding what to do]

Jeffrey: Wanna build a sandcastle?

Keegan: I got a better idea.

[Jeffrey is buried in the sand; all that is left is his head]

Jeffrey: But I'm never going to get out of here.

Keegan: Precisely!

Jeffrey: [shouting] Help!

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Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.

Jordan: PI?

Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

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[Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool]

Alex: Patrolling for barf?

Jordan: *How* did you know?

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[Madison and Scott are horse riding on the beach]

Madison: Why are we stopping?

Scott: I think my horse has sand in his shoe.

Madison: Ooh that's funny. Let's go, I'll race you back.

Scott: I *was* serious!

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[about Madison]

Scott: I have a real hard time talking to her, you know?

[pause]

Scott: I think she thinks I'm an idiot!

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Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?

[Scott looks confused]

Griffen Grayson: Have you ever read *any* books?

[Scott looks confused again]

Scott: Does Sports Illustrated count?

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[Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison]

Scott: So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?

Madison: Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.

Scott: I love Judy Blume.

Madison: Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?

Scott: Flubber!

Madison: "Flubber"?

Scott: Was that wrong?

Madison: Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.

Scott: It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?

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[Jordan is trying to get Alex to cut up fish with him]

Alex: Is this a test of my affection?

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Alex: I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!

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Alex: Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.

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[after being put in jail]

Madison: It's not American Express, it's Midnight Express.

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Griffen Grayson: [to Madison] Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine.

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Harrison: I'll dive into the shark tank. Yeah, I'll dive into a shark tank to avoid shopping.

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Alex: But dad, we can explain.

Harrison: No. No, you can't.

Judy: Good night, girls.

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Harrison: We trust you you're good girls. We let you run around on your own. But we just bailed you out of jail and that's not a typical vacation activity. So for the duration, you're gonna be sticking with us.

AlexMadison: But dad,

Alex: Can we?

Harrison: No. There's no discussion. So let's order our lunches and just have fun together.

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Griffen Grayson: Tell her: I couldn't sleep as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me twitch in anticipation.

Scott: I didn't sleep. Yeah, I mean, as the mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.

Griffen Grayson: Not itch, you idiot.

Scott: Not itch, you idiot.

Madison: What?

Griffen Grayson: Twitch. Twitch.

Scott: Twitch. Twitch.

Madison: You are so out of it.

Griffen Grayson: Thanks.

Scott: Thanks.

Madison: You know what, Scott. I don't know what your problem is but I think it's time for me to go to the bathroom.

[she leaves]

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Jordan: Hey, Alex, do you want to dance?

Alex: Sure

Brianna: Hey, Jordan, do you want to dance?

Jordan: Yeah with Alex.

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Brianna: [on the phone] Yes, security, this is Brianna Wallace calling from room 107 in the royal towers. I've been trying to get some sleep and there's some deafening noise coming from the pool area. Be a love and do something about it, would you?

[brief pause]

Brianna: Thank you.

[hangs up]

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Policeman: You will all stand perfectly still.

Madison: What?

Griffen Grayson: What?

Jordan: [another officer takes fishing rods and tackle box from Jordan's hands] Wait a minute. This doesn't belong to you.

Madison: Excuse me.

Griffen Grayson: What are you doing?

Jordan: What are you doing, man?

Policeman: Quite correct. It belongs to the people of the Bahamas. And you're all under arrest.

JordanGriffen Grayson: What?

Madison: Jordan!

Policeman: For smuggling antiquities.

Griffen Grayson: For what?

Jordan: Antiquities? I didn't steal anything.

Madison: Jordan!

Policeman: These are national treasures that must not leave this country. Take them away. Let's go. All of you.

[policemen take Griffen and the others to jail]

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Security Guard: Jordan Landers, you can go.

Jordan: I can't.

Security Guard: Ms. Wallace doesn't want to press any charges.

Jordan: Oh, what about my friends?

Security Guard: She ain't seeing anything but them.

Jordan: Oh, then I'm staying, too.

Security Guard: Out.

Alex: Jordan, just go.

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[last lines]

Alex: Dad, we were wondering if next year...

Harrison: What?

Madison: Well, I guess this won't be the last family vacation.

[minutes later realizing there was a rewrite]

Madison: We hope next year's trip is as good as the last family vacation.

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Alex: Going to sleep?

Madison: Nope. Just thinking. I don't know what to do about Scott. I mean, I like him a lot, but every time we're together, it's just so awkward.

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