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| Steven Seagal | ... | Sasha Petrosevitch | |
| Morris Chestnut | ... | 49er One / Donald Robert Johnson | |
| Ja Rule | ... | Nicolas 'Nick' Frazier | |
| Nia Peeples | ... | 49er Six | |
| Tony Plana | ... | Warden El Fuego | |
| Kurupt | ... | Twitch | |
| Michael Taliferro | ... | Little Joe (as Michael 'Bear' Taliferro) | |
| Claudia Christian | ... | Special Agent Ellen Williams | |
| Linda Thorson | ... | Judge Jane McPherson | |
| Bruce Weitz | ... | Lester McKenna | |
| Michael McGrady | ... | Guard Damon J. Kestner | |
| Richard Bremmer | ... | Sonny Eckvall | |
| Hannes Jaenicke | ... | Agent Hartmann | |
| Matt Battaglia | ... | 49er Three | |
| Wiliam T. Bowers | ... | Alcatraz Guard | |
| Stephen J. Cannell | ... | Frank Hubbard | |
| Ross King | ... | FBI Agent | |
| Yasmina Filali | ... | Sophia (as Yasmina Filall) | |
| Alexandra Kamp-Groeneveld | ... | Reporter (as Alexandra Kamp) | |
| Jed Sutton | ... | Air 49er | |
| Kelly Lange | ... | Herself | |
| Mo'Nique | ... | Twitch's Girl | |
| Eva-Maria Schönecker | ... | Priest | |
| Alister Mazzotti | ... | 49er Seven | |
| Michael Bornhütter | ... | 49er Eight | |
| Rainer Werner | ... | 49er Nine | |
| Ralf Häger | ... | 49er Ten (as Ralf Haeger) | |
| Art Camacho | ... | 49er Eleven | |
| Wolfgang Lindner | ... | 49er Twelve | |
| Volkhard Buff | ... | Hooded Figure (as Volkhart Buff) | |
| Mike Möller | ... | Inmate #1 | |
| Christian Gneisel | ... | Inmate #2 | |
| Lutz Vogel | ... | Inmate #3 | |
| Stefan Langel | ... | Gunner | |
| Ralph Günthler | ... | Gunner (as Ralph Guthler) | |
| Jogi Blumenthal | ... | Entrance Guard | |
| Thorsten Gliewe | ... | Entrance Guard | |
| Micha Bornhütter | ... | Entrance Guard | |
| Marc Logan-Black | ... | Control Center Guard (as Mark Logan-Black) | |
| Mike Brun | ... | Tower Guard | |
| Georg Ebinal | ... | Tower Guard / Truck Driver | |
| Wanja Götz | ... | Nick's Crew | |
| Norman Ernst | ... | Nick's Crew | |
| Asuka Tovazzi | ... | FBI Chop Shop | |
| Jason Oettle | ... | FBI Chop Shop | |
| René Bellmann | ... | Forklift Driver | |
| Eddie Geber | ... | Inmate | |
| Sascha Magerl | ... | Inmate | |
| Chi Man Wong | ... | Chinese Tier Guard | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Joe Cook | ... | William T. Bowers (uncredited) | |
| Kris Deskins | ... | Lawyer (uncredited) | |
| Don Michael Paul | ... | SWAT Captain (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Don Michael Paul | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Don Michael Paul | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Christopher Eberts | .... | executive producer | |
| Randall Emmett | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Richard L. Fox | .... | associate producer | |
| George Furla | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Phillip B. Goldfine | .... | co-producer (as Phil Goldfine) | |
| Brandon D. Hogan | .... | producer (as Brandon K. Hogan) | |
| James A. Holt | .... | co-producer (as James Holt) | |
| Elie Samaha | .... | producer | |
| Uwe Schott | .... | executive producer | |
| Steven Seagal | .... | producer | |
| Alison Semenza | .... | line producer | |
| William B. Steakley | .... | line producer | |
| Andrew Stevens | .... | producer | |
| Mac Yasuda | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Tyler Bates | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Michael Slovis | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Vanick Moradian | |||
Casting by | |||
| Jeff Gerrard | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Albrecht Konrad | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Andreas Olshausen | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ernestine Hipper | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Barbara Jäger | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| David Atherton | .... | hair stylist: Mr. Seagal | |
| David Atherton | .... | makeup artist: Mr. Segal | |
| Sheila Evers | .... | makeup artist | |
| Björn Rehbein | .... | hair designer | |
| Björn Rehbein | .... | makeup designer | |
| Valeska Schitthelm | .... | hair stylist | |
| Valeska Schitthelm | .... | makeup artist | |
| Michelle Werner | .... | key makeup artist: US Crew | |
Production Management | |||
| Markus Bensch | .... | production manager | |
| Thorne Mutert | .... | unit manager | |
| Maureen Norton | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Andrew Stevens | .... | production manager | |
Art Department | |||
| Christoph Baumstieger | .... | set dresser | |
| Christoph Baumstieger | .... | swing | |
| Roman Berger | .... | stand-by carpenter | |
| Simon-Julien Boucherie | .... | assistant set decorator | |
| Klaus Eckmann | .... | swing gang | |
| Enzo Enzel | .... | head painter | |
| Michael Fechner | .... | prop supervisor | |
| Oliver Kuhlmann | .... | stand-by props chargehand | |
| Christoph Lanksch | .... | set dresser | |
| T. Brett Lindsey | .... | scenic artist: reshoots | |
| Joao Gonzaga Silveira | .... | stand-by props | |
| Otu Tetteh | .... | painter | |
| John Wong | .... | storyboard artist | |
Sound Department | |||
| Kami Asgar | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Ed Cantu | .... | sound mixer | |
| Vincent Guisetti | .... | foley artist | |
| Wayne Heitman | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Takako Ishikawa | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Devin Joseph | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Pamela Kahn | .... | foley artist | |
| Marla McGuire | .... | adr editor | |
| Robert Nichols II | .... | sound recordist | |
| Kyle Rochlin | .... | foley mixer | |
| Tim Tuchrello | .... | sound editor | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Michael Apling | .... | special effects: technical support | |
| Norman Ernst | .... | special effects technician | |
| Sebastian Hanusch | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Till Hertrich | .... | senior special effects technician | |
| Stefan Knauer | .... | special effects technician | |
| Michael Luppino | .... | special effects foreman | |
| Armin Moritz | .... | special effects technician | |
| Uli Nefzer | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| Bernd Rautenberg | .... | head of armour weapons | |
| Marcus Schmidt | .... | armourer | |
| Jens Schmiedel | .... | special effects senior technician | |
| Thomas Thiele | .... | special effects technician | |
| Bernd Wildau | .... | special effects: technical support | |
| Adolf Wojtinek | .... | special effects: technical support | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Clay Dale | .... | visual effects | |
| Victor DiMichina | .... | digital imaging supervisor | |
| Chris Ervin | .... | digital compositor | |
| Patrick Flanagan | .... | digital compositor | |
| Tyler Foell | .... | digital effects supervisor | |
| Tyler Foell | .... | visual effects producer | |
| Mike Hardison | .... | CG supervisor: Pixel Magic | |
| James David Hattin | .... | digital compositor/removal guy | |
| Bonnie Kanner | .... | executive producer: Pixel Magic | |
| Kevin Kipper | .... | digital artist | |
| John R. McConnell | .... | 2D Compositor: Pixel Magic | |
| Ray McIntyre Jr. | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Brad Moylan | .... | lead digital compositor: Pixel Magic | |
| Patrick Murphy | .... | digital compositor | |
| Josh Novak | .... | lead compositor: main title sequence | |
| Alfredo Ramirez | .... | digital effects compositor: Pixel Magic | |
| Michael Geordie Spradling | .... | weather effects | |
| Michael Stetson | .... | digital artist: Pixel Magic | |
| Mike Uguccioni | .... | digital compositor | |
| Juan Carlos Vargas | .... | visual effects (as Juan Vargas) | |
| Christopher Dusendschon | .... | digital imaging: iO Film (uncredited) | |
| Tony Magaletta | .... | first assistant cameraman (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Sandra Barger | .... | assistant stunt coordinator | |
| Joseph Billingiere | .... | stunt double | |
| Volkhard Buff | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Art Camacho | .... | action coordinator | |
| Norman Ernst | .... | stunt rigger | |
| Ariel Roncoli | .... | stunts | |
| Wolfgang Stegemann | .... | stunts | |
| Xin Xin Xiong | .... | fight choreographer | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Peter Altmann | .... | video operator | |
| Klemens Becker | .... | director of photography: second unit | |
| Viviane Bendjus | .... | clapper loader | |
| Jan Brun | .... | dolly grip | |
| Brek Cooney | .... | grip | |
| Johnny Feurer | .... | first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Steve Garrett | .... | best boy grip: second unit | |
| Mario Grech | .... | rigging spark | |
| Birgit Gudjonsdottir | .... | camera operator | |
| Greg Harrington | .... | camera operator: second unit | |
| David Hörnle | .... | second assistant additional camera | |
| Holger Joos | .... | second assistant camera: "a" camera | |
| Sebastian Meuschel | .... | camera operator | |
| Ronald Schwarz | .... | gaffer | |
| Sascha 'Sash' Seitz | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Marco Teuchert | .... | best boy | |
| Marco Teuchert | .... | electrician | |
Casting Department | |||
| Josh Godfrey | .... | casting assistant | |
| Iris Müller | .... | extras casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Anna Isabell Logen | .... | costumer: Steven Seagal | |
| Meike Schlegel | .... | costume supervisor | |
| Juliana Stenzel | .... | crowd costumier | |
| Carol Anne Wegner | .... | key wardrobe (as Carol Turney) | |
Editorial Department | |||
| David Feldman | .... | apprentice editor | |
| Derek Herr | .... | on-line editor | |
| Mike Milliken | .... | color timer | |
| Chris Mistorni | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Joel T. Pashby | .... | assistant editor | |
| Aaron Rottinghaus | .... | apprentice editor | |
| Christine Seino | .... | assistant on-line editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Malé Baby Alexander | .... | composer: additional music | |
| Jim Ervin | .... | music consultant | |
| Michael Lloyd | .... | executive soundtrack producer | |
| Michael Lloyd | .... | music supervisor | |
| Brian Richards | .... | music editor | |
| Mark Skillingberg | .... | assistant music editor | |
| Tim Williams | .... | orchestrator (as Timothy Williams) | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Benjamin Dunker | .... | driver: Steven Seagal | |
| Michael Kraft | .... | personal driver: Ja Rule | |
| Daniel Mattig | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Grit Menzzer | .... | production driver | |
| Alexander Stolle | .... | driver: property | |
Thanks | |||
| Michael Bay | .... | special thanks | |
| Pen Densham | .... | special thanks | |
| Mick Partridge | .... | special thanks | |
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Yeah, a long time ago it turned into a tourist attraction. Now it's a prison again. Kind of. Well, it's more like an airport mixed together with a junior high school but there are lots of guys running around wearing orange jumpsuits, so I guess in that way it's like a prison. Not really though. When Sasha, Steven Seagal's character, is being admitted into prison, he's standing shackled in line and wanders over to a different line so he can talk to his friend, like he's in line for the security check at the airport. Then before too long he and his friend are throwing punches, smacking around a couple of security guards.
Let me tell you something. You assault a corrections officer in a federal prison, they'll shoot you on the spot. Ja Rule would have been shot about 30 times before he threw his second punch. Oh, and there are guys wearing beanies and bandanas and whatnot. In prison. Federal prison.
You can't dress like that at most high schools in America.
Speaking of Ja Rule, I have to say that the person who probably enjoyed his performance more than anyone else on earth, including Ja Rule himself, had to have been 50 Cent. Just before I watched this movie I saw one of those shows on TV about the greatest celebrity feuds ever, and like number 7 or 8 was this rivalry between 50 Cent, who had lived the thug life for real, and Ja Rule. Who had not. Every time I saw Ja Rule on screen the only thing I could picture was 50 Cent laughing his ass off. Ja Rule looks like a rowdy 9-year-old every time he appears on screen.
Anyway, getting back to the plot. It's funny. Sasha is an FBI agent working undercover and he agrees to let himself be sentenced to prison so he can get behind the criminal organization. He's sentenced to five years, and that old line between determination and stupidity instantly vanishes. Nothing else in the movie matters after that, it becomes a meaningless string of action sequences, most of which aren't even well choreographed.
Oh, how about this, a helicopter crashes through the roof of "New Alcatraz" at one point, accidentally freeing all of the inmates. And what do they do? They all run out of their cells and play basketball in the middle of the cell block. Without so much as a basket. They had a ball, but it doesn't matter. The scene is so stupid they might as well have been playing hopscotch.
So some guy is being sentenced to be the first person ever to be executed in Alcatraz's state of the art execution chamber, evidently not for stealing $200 million dollars in gold, but for not telling where it was hidden once he was caught.
Hey, good thinking, people. If you can't get information out of someone, kill them. That's a great way to learn the truth! So some gang breaks into the prison planning to stop the execution and get the location of the $200 million for themselves.
Oh and the $200 million is in gold bricks. I doubt they thought ahead to how difficult it would be to turn that into exchangeable currency.
There's also the issue of the warden at the prison. He's some tough-talking vato who thinks he's a hardcore chollo from the barrio, which reminds me of a joke. I saw this comedian once talking about people in California who talk all tough calling each other ese and homes and all kinds of other such nonsense. These people go to Mexico, the comedian says, and they're like, "Oh my god! People LIVE there? That's like, a total shack!"
The best is when the United States Supreme Court Justice arrives and this guy tells her that her men can't carry their guns inside his prison, "I don't care if she IS a United States Supreme Court Justice!"
This woman could squish him like a grape and he thinks he's in charge. Ha.
And by the way, the Supreme Court Justice that gets taken as a hostage in the movie tells the bad guy that she is 53. That's a year younger than Steven Seagal. I just thought that was funny.
The only good scene in the movie is the one in the prison where Ja Rule is getting slapped around the prison like a sack of cotton balls by this little Asian woman. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a movie in a long, long time.
You know, I work for the company that produced this film (which I why I watched it), and I still don't have a single positive thing to say about it, except, of course, for that one scene with Ja Rule getting spanked by that Asian woman.
So read my review of Malena and you will see how strongly I sometimes disagree with professional film critics like Roger Ebert, but in his review of this movie Ebert wrote something that I agreed with as much as anything else he's ever written:
"I imagine the flywheels at the MPAA congratulating each other on a good day's work as they rated 'Half Past Dead' PG-13, after giving the anti-gun movie 'Bowling for Columbine' an R."
Way to go, guys.