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Football (2001)

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Lots of young British boys want to become great footballers. Does young Midge have what it takes? Watch as he goes from cradle to...?



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Mum (as Helena Bonham-Carter)
Ewan Stewart ...
Sam Williams ...
Eileen Webb ...
Stace Davis ...
Rudi Tombs ...
Jack Oxtoby ...
Jasmine Davis ...
Baby Midge
Dion Macky ...
Danny Cequiera ...
Arnold Mybo ...
Torch Kid #1
Anthony Wordsworth ...
Torch Kid #2
Shaka Lynch ...
Torch Kid #3
Todd Timney-Fowler ...
Torch Kid #4
Sonny Rooney ...
Torch Kid #5


The short shows a young baby's first interaction with a ball and follows his obsession through his early years until secondary school. The passing of the years are shown by the matches played on the TV - from Maradona's "hand of god" to Owen's wonderful goal against Argentina in France 98. Written by Tiny Tope

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Pointless, obvious little short.
18 September 2002 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I've seen some great, important short films; those by Svankmajer and Bunuel's "Un Chien Andalou" are fantastic radical cinema. This recent effort, which I came across one late night on British television, is a very minor film, which makes, as the previous reviewer says, a very obvious point. That football is effectively the religion of so many, from an early age onwards. Does it need a film, a film with no other real raison d'etre, to state this *truism*?

There's no real comment or anything, or character, just images reflecting a liking for football in various settings. Nothing in this film really sank in, perhaps bar the image of Helena Bonham Carter making herself look a little silly. Again we have the actress in "Fight Club"-alike anti-type mode; increasingly alluring yes, but that's about all one can say about her brief appearance here. What was she doing in this film? I obviously agree with Boo the Moo that it's good to see her doing a British short film, but surely she ought to have appeared in a more interesting one...!

Anyway, this is a pointless short, a waste of (barely) seven minutes, if such a thing is possible.

Rating:- **/*****

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