New year, new series, and Jasper considers which of his usual comedy targets have gone and which remain. He also looks forward to the launch of Sky Television, while Steve and Hugh look at the construction of the Channel Tunnel.
Jasper tells the audience what he'd do if he ruled the world, there's an investigation into violent behaviour in rural areas, while Steve and Hugh discuss the current food scares.
Jasper looks at changing trends in sport, there's a report from the Young Conservatives, and Steve and Hugh discuss why they didn't receive any Valentine cards.
Jasper looks forward to the year 2000, Steve and Hugh compare classic children's tales with modern children's television programmes, and Jasper considers what makes a person eccentric.
Jasper looks at current marketing and advertising trends, and Steve and Hugh are running a mini-cab business. Jasper wonders if the universe is expanding due to the growing problem of odd socks.
It's Jasper's birthday next Tuesday - not yesterday, as a radio station insisted - but he's happy to receive extra presents. Meanwhile, red noses are everywhere and Jasper discusses his hatred of mosquitoes.
Jasper discusses the issues he has with the Welsh language, Steve and Hugh look at the year's Budget, Greg Thompson phones home to Australia again, and Jasper explains why tooth decay in Britain can be blamed on Jimmy Greaves.
Jasper looks back at the week's news (including a story about himself) and forward to events that the show won't cover as it's the last episode of the series. Steve and Hugh look at the USSR's elections and the future of television.
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By what name was Carrott Confidential (1987) officially released in Canada in English?