Play-Mate of the Apes (2002 Video)
Commander Gaylor: [after surviving a spaceship crash caused by Lt. Fornication and Lt. Pushkintucushkin] What the HELL is going on? What happened?
Lt. Fornication: The capsule opened early...
Commander Gaylor: Oh, SURE, Lt. Fornication. That's why you guys were ass-naked and kissing.
Ape with pink fur: How's my butt? It's not glowing like a baboon's, is it?
Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Vhat you do?
Lt. Fornication: I'm creating peace between our great nations.
Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Oh, I like!
Dr. Cornholeous: Doctor Queera, bring your tap shoes. We're going dancing!
Ape: Oh, great, another human spaceship crashing into our planet. If I hear one more speech about the NRA, I'm gonna shot myself.