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Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

Unrated | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | Video 26 February 2002
Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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Commander Gaylor (as Misty Mundae)
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Uvula
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Sharon Engert ...
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Barbarian Queen
Dan Schwab ...
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Captain Laid (as Zachary W. Snygg)
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Ape Soldier #1
John Brady ...
Ape Soldier #2
Larry Wellman ...
Ape Lieutenant
E.J. Mays ...
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Kriss Kross ...
Ape
Stephen Steel ...
Ape
Bill Leighton ...
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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Planet of the Babes  »

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Producer Michael Raso was in the telecine room with colorist Bruce Goldstein conducting the film transfer when the session was stopped by the terrorist attacks on the USA of 11 September 2001. See more »

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Captain Laid: These humans can't rock!
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12 November 2003 | by See all my reviews

I was at my sister's house in Queens, staying the night, and I happened to be browsing through the channels. Cinemax, forever known as Skinemax, happened to be playing this movie.

It was.... interesting.

I happened to stay tuned throughout most of the film, every once in a while just finding the need to shut it off and read George Gipe's adaptation of Gremlins.

It was funny, and I'm being honest. It was so ridiculous that it was pretty funny. The guys in the ape suits were so incredibly cheesy that they made no effort to cover it up. There's a scene at the end where one of the girl puts on one of the ape masks, just so anyone at home who hasn't figured it out already will know that they are only masks.

So there were sex scenes, then apes talking, then more sex scenes, then apes dancing, then more sex scenes, then apes fighting.

You will not find much pleasure in this movie unless you have a severe Furry fettish.

The best part of the movie was the disco-ball spaceship at the end. I mean, come on. You can't beat that. It's just funny. They didn't even spend any time bluescreening it. It was just a disco ball matted onto the background with some sort of blue light around it.

If you're a porno addict, then I guess enjoy yourself (but not too much), but beware of guys in ape suits.

If you like bad movies, then watch this right after you watch Manos and Plan 9.


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