Play-Mate of the Apes (2002) (V)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

John Bacchus

Writers:

John Bacchus (screenplay)
Clancy Fitzsimmons (writer)

Release Date:

26 February 2002 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot Keywords:

Astronaut | Pubic Hair | Female Nudity | Lesbian Sex | Pretty Girl

Cast

Misty Mundae	...	Commander Gaylor
Darian Caine	...	Uvula
Debbie Rochon	...	Dr. Cornholeous
Anoushka	...	Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Sharon Engert	...	Lt. Fornication
Shelby Taylor	...	Barbarian Queen
Dan Schwab
Zachary Winston Snygg	...	Captain Laid (as Zachary W. Snygg)
Terry West		(as Terry M. West)
John Brady
Larry Wellman
E.J. Mays
Kriss Kross
Stephen Steel
Bill Leighton

Runtime:

89 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Company:

E.I. Independent Cinema

Trivia:

Producer Michael Raso was in the telecine room with colorist Bruce Goldstein conducting the film transfer when the session was stopped by the terrorist attacks on the USA of 11 September 2001.

Quotes:

Captain Laid: These humans can't rock!

Movie Connections:

References The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Porn broken story

Playmate of the Apes is a movie that could've been good if not for the constant lesbian sex scenes. It's pretty funny, and it makes a fair spoof on Planet of the Apes. Seduction Cinema has a bad reputation for having sex scenes that are far too long. If the sex scenes were made about a fourth as long as they really were, then it would be a great movie. But nevertheless, I'd still recommend this film to anyone who is a fan of cheesy low budget soft-core nudie films. Darian Caine is rather cute in this as well.

As for the story, okay, it goes like this...

Three astronauts crash land on the ape planet while having lesbian sex on their shuttle and accidentally pressing the "don't push this button" button. They get captured by apes who view them as being inferior because they can't dance. And well the rest of the movie is all about them proving that they can dance, and they all join together and have a big ape and human get together, dancing and partying. It's all right, but as said earlier, the sex scenes are far too long and frequent, and not even graphic for that matter, thus totally ruining the would-be funny movie.