Play-Mate of the Apes (Video 2002)

Director:

John Bacchus

Writers:

John Bacchus (screenplay), John Paul Fedele,

Stars:

Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Debbie Rochon

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Misty Mundae	...	Commander Gaylor
Darian Caine	...	Uvula
Debbie Rochon	...	Dr. Cornholeous
Anoushka	...	Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Sharon Engert	...	Lt. Fornication
Shelby Taylor	...	Barbarian Queen
Dan Schwab	...	Ape with pink fur
John Bacchus	...	Captain Laid (as Zachary W. Snygg)
Terry West	...	Ape Soldier #1 (as Terry M. West)
John Brady	...	Ape Soldier #2
Larry Wellman	...	Ape Lieutenant
E.J. Mays	...	Ape
Kriss Kross	...	Ape
Stephen Steel	...	Ape
Bill Leighton	...	Ape

Storyline

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Plot Keywords:

cult movie cast | lesbianism | nudity | parody | lesbian sex | 

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Genres:

Comedy

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Certificate:

Unrated

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 February 2002 (USA)

Also Known As:

Vademberek játékszere

Filming Locations:

New Jersey, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

E.I. Independent Cinema, Seduction Cinema

Technical Specs

Runtime:

89 min

Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Until she arrived on the first day of shooting, 'Erin Brown (II)' (as Misty Mundae) was unaware that she was the star of the film.

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Quotes

Commander Gaylor: [after surviving a spaceship crash caused by Lt. Fornication and Lt. Pushkintucushkin] What the HELL is going on? What happened?
Lt. Fornication: The capsule opened early...
Commander Gaylor: Oh, SURE, Lt. Fornication. That's why you guys were ass-naked and kissing.

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Connections

Spoofs Planet of the Apes (1974)

User Reviews

Okay...

I was at my sister's house in Queens, staying the night, and I happened to be browsing through the channels. Cinemax, forever known as Skinemax, happened to be playing this movie.

It was.... interesting.

I happened to stay tuned throughout most of the film, every once in a while just finding the need to shut it off and read George Gipe's adaptation of Gremlins.

It was funny, and I'm being honest. It was so ridiculous that it was pretty funny. The guys in the ape suits were so incredibly cheesy that they made no effort to cover it up. There's a scene at the end where one of the girl puts on one of the ape masks, just so anyone at home who hasn't figured it out already will know that they are only masks.

So there were sex scenes, then apes talking, then more sex scenes, then apes dancing, then more sex scenes, then apes fighting.

You will not find much pleasure in this movie unless you have a severe Furry fettish.

The best part of the movie was the disco-ball spaceship at the end. I mean, come on. You can't beat that. It's just funny. They didn't even spend any time bluescreening it. It was just a disco ball matted onto the background with some sort of blue light around it.

If you're a porno addict, then I guess enjoy yourself (but not too much), but beware of guys in ape suits.

If you like bad movies, then watch this right after you watch Manos and Plan 9.