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Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

Unrated | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | Video 26 February 2002
Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
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Commander Gaylor (as Misty Mundae)
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Uvula
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Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Sharon Engert ...
Lt. Fornication
Shelby Taylor ...
Barbarian Queen
Dan Schwab ...
Ape with pink fur
John Bacchus ...
Captain Laid (as Zachary W. Snygg)
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John Brady ...
Larry Wellman ...
Ape Lieutenant
E.J. Mays ...
Ape
Kriss Kross ...
Ape
Stephen Steel ...
Ape
Bill Leighton ...
Ape
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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Show us your primates!

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Comedy | Sci-Fi

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26 February 2002 (USA)  »

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Planet of the Babes  »

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Until she arrived on the first day of shooting, Erin Brown (as Misty Mundae) was unaware that she was the star of the film. See more »

Quotes

Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Vhat you do?
Lt. Fornication: I'm creating peace between our great nations.
Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Oh, I like!
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References Top Secret! (1984) See more »

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People Need To Review A Film For What It Is.... Seriously
31 October 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Many might wonder why I give this film a near perfect rating, and to be honest you have to review a film for what it is, and as a goofy soft core spoof, this delivers, plain and simple. My only complaint was Debbie didn't have a love scene in the ape makeup, now that would have been hot, and don't judge me, you know you were all thinking the same thing. As for the goodies, the film is all girl on girl scenes, and they rank among Seduction Cinema's best. The humor is all campy and goofy fun, but really that amounts to maybe ten minutes of the movie, as the rest is all sweaty love making action, which is what anyone watching a movie titled Playmate Of The Apes would be looking for, so lighten up all you stuffy Roger Ebert types, this isn't meant to be Casablanca. So basically if your into this, go buy the DVD and see the brilliant masterpiece that made Misty Mundae a superstar.


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