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Death, Deceit & Destiny Aboard the Orient Express (2001)

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Rita Evans
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Fred Wallace
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Nikki
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Polly
Hristo Shopov ...
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Michail Elenov ...
Evil Sreward
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Imogen
Dechko Chuntov ...
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Laughable
26 August 2012 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

The only reason to watch this film is to see a future Academy Award winning actor doing something abjectly horrible to pay the bills.

The best part is when Waltz skips off through the train laughing maniacally towards the end. The rest is just... poorly acted rubbish. If you're watching this with the desire to see more of Waltz acting in English... do yourself a favor, and skip it.

Everyone has a few stinkers in their back pocket and this is Mr. Waltz's. Mark Roper must be a pseudonym for garbage as this, and Queens Messenger (Queen's Mess) are just horrid, flawed, nonsensical films with terrible acting, cheap locations, and plots that make no sense whatsoever.


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