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Take Away (2003)

Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long ... See full summary »

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Ken
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Burgies CEO
Dave O'Neil ...
Mal the Butcher
Alethea McGrath ...
Mrs. McLeod
Matthew Green ...
Sean
Peter Rowsthorn ...
Barry Burgie
Andrew Maj ...
Freddy Fry
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Mrs. Williams
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Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops. Written by Anonymous

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14 August 2003 (Australia)  »

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$249,020 (Australia), 15 August 2003, Limited Release
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The main star Vince Colosimo once owned a take away shop very similar to that in the movie. See more »

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Trev Spackneys: Oh, shit a brick! Look at all those little drinks!
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Decent set-up, atrocious ending
10 October 2003 | by See all my reviews

If you ever want to see an example of a film that shoots itself in the foot as it comes to its conclusion, this is it. The set-up is quite funny, but the last 25 minutes (and the guys ultimate solution to fixing their dilemma) is so uninspired and idiotic that you'll be shaking your head is disbelief. The opening is terrific, Vince Colosimo and Stephen Curry are both good sports, and they share a great rapport. Rose Byrne is charismatic and gorgeous as ever, but she's given such a nothing role and all but disappears in the second half. There's a clever opening scenes about the origins of take away shops and a few good gags here and there (Curry's expressions are always good for a laugh), but again, the sheer idiocy of the ending ruins all that comes before it. Not helping matters is the similarities in story to The Castle, and a few gags that don't quite work. Co-writer (and very funny stand-up comedian) Dave O'Neill deserves some credit for coming up with some great gags, but there's not much here to sink your teeth into.


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