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Tony Stilano
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Sonja Stilano
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Dave
Matthew Dyktynski ...
Burgies Manager
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Ken
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Burgies CEO
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Mal the Butcher
Alethea McGrath ...
Mrs. McLeod
Matthew Green ...
Sean
Peter Rowsthorn ...
Barry Burgie
Andrew Maj ...
Freddy Fry
Marita Wilcox ...
Mrs. Williams
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Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops. Written by Anonymous

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14 August 2003 (Australia)  »

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Haláli halasok  »

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$249,020 (Australia) (15 August 2003)
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The director and producer of the film Marc Gracie plays the voice of Freddie The Fry in the movie. See more »

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Trev Spackneys: Tony?
Tony Stilano: What?
Trev Spackneys: Just before we go in there tomorrow, I just want you to know... I actually find you really attractive.
Tony Stilano: What?
Trev Spackneys: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sucked in!
Tony Stilano: You grub!
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Average Film, Below Average Ending.
19 August 2003 | by (Sydney Australia) – See all my reviews

I expected a lot walking into 'take away'. With it's 'Castle-like' plot-line and starring two great comedic actors (Vince Colosimo and Steven Curry), this film barely broke mediocre at the best of times.

However it got worse, as i was watching the film i was praying for a decent ending.. My prayers were not answered however, i left the cinema hoping they'd seen the movie and felt guilty enough to refund the price of admission.

* out of *****


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