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Xander Cage: I wish I had a camera.
Yelena: Why?
Xander Cage: 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick.

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Gibbons: I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.
Xander Cage: What kind of people?
Gibbons: Dirty. Dangerous. Your kind of people.

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Toby Lee Shavers: So, how long have you been a secret agent?
Xander Cage: Two days.
Toby Lee Shavers: Man that sucks!
Xander Cage: Yeah but it beats jail.
Toby Lee Shavers: No I mean I spent 3 and half years in some windowless NSA gadget freak room. I mean I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?
Xander Cage: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?

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Gibbons: I noticed that you have three X's on the back of your neck. That's appropriate, since you're looking at three strikes.

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Xander Cage: The things I'm gonna do for my country.

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Yorgi: Now that buisness is over... we party...
Kolya: Bitches, come!

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Xander Cage: Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.

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Xander Cage: Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

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Xander Cage: You have a bazooka, why don't you blow some shit up? Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Sony Playstation!
Policeman: Is not bazooka, is heat-seeking rocket.
Xander Cage: Heat-seeking rocket? The son-of-a-bitch is smoking.
[to policeman]
Xander Cage: Set it!
[fires bazooka, kills Kirril]
Xander Cage: I told him that cigarette would kill him one day.

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Xander Cage: [after the party is raided, presumably by NSA] Okay, Okay, I'll turn down the music.

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Xander Cage: Well, well look who it is - Frankenstein.
Xander Cage: Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

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Xander Cage: [to Gibbons] I bet that old flag is a comfort every time you look in the mirror.

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Xander Cage: [to Yorgi] Yeah; cars, boards, bikes. I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

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Yelena: I've been undercover here for two years.
Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?

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Gibbons: I gave you an order!
Xander Cage: And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it?

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Xander Cage: You're in the Xander Zone.

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[Xander Cage drives a stolen Corvette, which belongs to senator Dick Hotchkiss, and is chased by the police]
Policeman: You in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately.
Xander Cage: Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style, it belongs to Dick. Dick Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Come on, Dick... It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men? We punish 'em. Dick, you've just entered... The Xander zone.
[on the walky-talky]
Xander Cage: Okay, I'm coming in hot with a pat of bacon.
Video Shooter #1: Go. Go, go, go, go!
[Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge]
Video Shooter #2: Pull it! Pull it!
[Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute]
Video Shooter #2: Yes!
[the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment]
Caddy Driver: Go pick the cam. Go, go, go.
Xander Cage: Moral is... Don't be a dick, Dick.

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[after snowboarding down an avalanche]
Xander Cage: Nothing like fresh powder.

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Toby Lee Shavers: Knocked over a few Seven Elevens, have we?

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Toby Lee Shavers: Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?
Xander Cage: Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.
Toby Lee Shavers: That's a really sad story.

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Milan Sova: First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.
Xander Cage: My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

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[after kissing Xander Cage]
Yelena: Did you enjoy that?
Xander Cage: Yes.
Yelena: Good, because it will never happen again.

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[referring to Senator Dick]
Xander Cage: He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education... come on Dick, it's the only education we got.

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Xander Cage: I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

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Xander Cage: I told him that cigarette would kill him one of these days.

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[after a police SWAT team crashes in on his party]
Xander Cage: Okay, I'll turn down the music.

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Xander Cage: I've been risking my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.

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[to Augustus Gibbons]
Xander Cage: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.

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Xander Cage: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?

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Xander Cage: The moral of the story is, don't be a dick, Dick.

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Thug: Find him fast. Kill him slow.

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Gibbons: Why is it always the assholes who pass the test?

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Yelena: Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage: Never again?
Yelena: I lied.

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Yelena: I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years.
Xander Cage: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

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Toby Lee Shavers: I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole!

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Yelena: Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Xander Cage: Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
Yelena: Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
Xander Cage: Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.

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[to Yelena]
Xander Cage: I might throw in a few extra dollars and send you to charm school.

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Xander Cage: You're okay, Yorgi
Yorgi: Everything's okay... with enough vodka.

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Xander Cage: Yo... what's your name, slick?
Ivan Podrov: My name is Ivan.
Xander Cage: Ivan? What's your name, buddy?
Ivan Pedgrag: [looks back at Xander] MY name is Ivan.
Xander Cage: [looking confused] You're both Ivan?

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Gibbons: So are you going to get on the plane or is 'Kiss my ass, Scarface?' your final answer?

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Gibbons: You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.

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Xander Cage: These monkeys are following me because I just stole this car... obviously it's not mine, it ain't my style.

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J.J.: I need you to go to Pago Pago or whatever. Get a couple of girls, do 'em all I don't care
Xander Cage: It's Bora Bora J.

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Gibbons: The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.

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Xander Cage: Welcome to the Xander Zone...

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Xander Cage: Shaken... and stirred.

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Xander Cage: Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.

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Xander Cage: My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, Scarface."

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Xander Cage: I live for this shit.

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Xander Cage: [after getting shot with a dart] It was only a corvette!

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Xander Cage: [waking up on an airplane talking to two guys next to him] Been to any good diners lately?

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[after Xander shoots Milan Sova]
Yorgi: Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine.

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[before entering Yorgi's club]
Milan Sova: Everyone in this club's got two things in common; they're filthy rich and they're criminals.
Xander Cage: I'll fit in perfect, except for the filthy rich part.

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[Yorgi is getting away on a motorboat. Xander shoots at him, but misses]
Yorgi: Learn how to shoot, you piece of shit!
[Xander shoots at Yorgi, this time hitting and killing him]

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Xander Cage: [referring to marines in full camo] Here comes the ROTC!

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Xander Cage: WHOO! Not bad!
[pause]
Xander Cage: Lets do that again!

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Xander Cage: [after El Jefe slaps Xander across the face] You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you the beating.

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Xander Cage: [after Yelena shoots Milan Sova and walks in with the Ivans] You wanna tell me what you're doing with the Ivan's?

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Toby Lee Shavers: [showing Xander the darts to the revolver] Datura knockout darts. POW! Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood.
[starts laughing]
Xander Cage: I was shot twice with those.

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Toby Lee Shavers: [explaining the darts to Xander] The red ones are tranquilizer and blood-splatter darts. All the appearence of a kill shot, but without the aftereffects. Like death.

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Toby Lee Shavers: [showing Xander the binoculars] Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes. Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode. Check it out.
[points at a woman]
Xander Cage: [looks through the binoculars, sees under the woman's clothes] Oh, my God.
Toby Lee Shavers: She's checking you out.
Xander Cage: I gotta hang onto these.

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Yelena: [photographing Yorgi's safe] You're not supposed to be in here.
Xander Cage: I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?
Yelena: [pulls a gun on him] I don't need an excuse.
Xander Cage: [grabs her arm with the gun and she pulls out a second gun] You're good.
[gets her other arm, making her defenseless]
Xander Cage: But not that good.

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Yorgi: There is an old punk song, it says America stands for freedom...
Xander Cage: But if you think you're free try walking into a deli...
Yorgi, Xander Cage: And urinating on the cheese!

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