Kasimir der Kuckuckskleber (1977)

User Rating:

7.2/10   

Director:

Hans Billian

Release Date:

1977 (West Germany)

Genre:

Comedy | Adult

Plot Keywords:

Court | Hardcore | Sex Toy | Sex | Sex In Shower

Cast

Anita Andic	...	Dr. Isolde von Hein
Hans Billian	...	Passant im Treppenhaus
Sepp Gneissl	...	Kasimir Zwickelhuber
Jane Iwanoff	...	Rita Waldmann
Wolfgang Jung	...	Rechtsanwalt
Ginny Noack	...	Sigrid
Angelika Reschner	...	Gerichtsschreiber Julia
Patricia Rhomberg	...	Larissa Holm

Country:

West Germany

Language:

German

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Real people, actual intercourse, genuine laughs

This triple X-rated comedy mixes sex and laughs in equal amounts, if you're in the mood for some seventies style swingers from Germany that is. If you prefer to watch well honed bodies and people that actually look good, please look elsewhere. Hans Billian's pictures feature the kind of people you might bump into walking down the street (thirty years ago). Most of them may not look like much, but at least they are real people practicing actual sex and on the whole, they really seem to be enjoying themselves. It reminds me of the similar, soft core "Blutjunge Verfuhringen" series of films in which the only really good looking girl was Ingrid Steeger and all the men were fat and ugly. It used to bother me when I was younger, but the advent of years has changed my perspective. Now I see that here are ordinary, everyday people having an extraordinary amount of sex. What makes Kasimir stand out above the rest however, is a genuinely silly and amusing script that works it way up to a satisfying climax, combining the film into something simply screaming to be called 'cult classic'.

Sepp Gneissl, known to some as the German Ron Jeremy, has the time of his life playing Kasimir Zwickelhuber, Herr Kasimir, debt collector. His nickname, 'Kukuckslkleber' comes from the fact that any item he impounds gets stuck with a picture of a cuckoo. Being a reasonable man, Kasimir allows his debtors (all female, of course) to settle their debt in Natura. The deal is for him to auction themselves off and settle all costs without their husbands ever finding out. All participating women are naturally tested by Kasimir personally, and receive his cuckoo stamp of approval on their behind, 'the one place their husbands won't notice it'. Der Kuckuckskleber enjoys his job so much, he is willing to work Saturdays, trying out the timid Frau Ursula Berger, followed by semi professional Larissa Holt (Patricia Rhomberg, the original 'Josephine Mutzenbacher' herself) and then finds himself unable and unwilling to do his horny wife any justice back home.

After satisfying his dirty minded wife with the use of some house hold appliances (this scene borders on being more disturbing than funny), it's back to work for the Big K. He manages to win over a lesbian couple Sigrid and Heidi (who find out his member measures up favorably to their rubber Gummi Knuppels) and rounds up his entire clientèle for the big auction scene, where four of them try to take on eight wealthy donators. Unfortunately, Ursula's husband finds out and crashes the party to fetch her near the end. Normally, this would be the end of it all, but Billian has another ace up his sleeve: the wronged husband has Kasimir tried before a female judge (what a surprise), played by Anita Andic wearing the most trendy haircut in the entire picture. Kasi claims he was just doing his job, confiscating female flesh instead of property, and Larisa proposes he demonstrates his methods using the Judge as a victim. In no time the entire court and all the spectators join in, clearly the high point of the entire picture. Notice that of the five men present in this scene, one has a go at all four participating women. Must have been a friend of the producers.

8 out of 10