Summerslam (1999 TV Special)
Al Snow: Don't be ridiculous, it's not one of the signs of the apocalypse when he starts quoting Judy Garland. When he starts singing like Ethel Merman, then you've gotta worry.
Al Snow: I know he said, "I'll get you and your little dog too." But it's not like he's sending flying monkeys after us.
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: You know, there's a lot of media saying that I'm a disgrace for being here. But I'll tell you this. I'm proud I'm a wrestler. I'm proud I was a wrestler and I'm proud to be here tonight!
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: You hit somebody with a chair, anything like that, I'm not counting it.
Mankind: Let me ask you this. Don't you think that Geraldine Ferraro was vastly underestimated as a candidate?
Jesse 'The Body' Ventura: She might have been, but she's a bleedin' heart liberal, you know. Come on!
The Road Dogg: That looked like it hurt like hell. I'm glad I'm not in this.
Chris Jericho: Do you believe that Chris Jericho is here to save the WWF?
Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Yes, I do.
Chris Jericho: Do you believe in what Y2J stands for?
Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Absolutely.
Chris Jericho: Do you believe that I'm here to save your job, Harold?
Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Yes, yes.
Chris Jericho: Then you need to be on time! You need to be precise! You need to get your act together! It's all about impact, Harold, IMPACT!
Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: It's Howard.
Chris Jericho: Whatever. Come on. Let's go.
Jim Ross: The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face in that large woman's ass!
Jim Ross: She has the ample, designated ass, suitable for kissing.
Jerry Lawler: Suitable for kissing? You telling me you would kiss that?
Jim Ross: No.
Jerry Lawler: What kind of kiss is it? I hope it's not a French kiss!