Space Pirates (1992 Video Game)
Talon: Welcome aboard the Black Dragon. Pay no attention to this lovely but pitiful creature. Any attempt to come to her aid will be met with certain extermination!
Talon: [gestures to his eye patch] You see this black hole? It was Paralax who did this to me. Now I will answer him with his own star-splitter. This galaxy is mine!
Ursula: Who can stop this mad pirate?
Paralax: Alas, the scourge of the galaxy Captain Talon has invaded our fair homeland. The evil machinery that works his sinister mind has concotted a diabolical scheme to exterminate us all!
Ursula: This is Ursula Sky, commander of colonial star one. We are under attack, repeat, under attack. My ship has been overun by the black brigade. Captain Talon is in control of the star splitter cannon. They're beaming colonists aboard the black dragon as hostages, til the canyon crystals are found. Siutation bleak! Deflector shields destoryed. Can't hold out much longer. Please respond.
Paralax: As it stands now; it looks like this malovelent misfit and his armada of cutthroat pirates will suceed. His quest is my greatest, greatest creation the star splitter cannon. What Talon needs now are the star crystals that will arm it.
Paralax: Well these crystals have been lost for years on different worlds throughoyut the solar system. We must find them before Talon does! The journey will be trecherous and frought with danger. There are many foes: not only will you have to repel the black brigade, a formidible and seemingly invincible force; there will also be mutant lifeforms, sorcerers and mystics with their own band of tricks. They will do all they can to keep you from the star crystals.
Paralax: Then of course; there is the greatest nemesis of them all, Captain Talon. But I want you to know, I think we can do it. You, and me. I've got a starsplitter here that will blast that robotic space pirate crew out of the stars forever!
Paralax: What I need, is a quick-hand, and a keen eye. What I need; is a Star Ranger!