The Adventures of Willy Beamish (1991 Video Game)

Michael Zibelman: Willy Beamish

Quotes 

• Tiffany Beamish : You'd have to be a total jerk to get a "C" in Music Appreciation. Ya know, Cliff can play the piano with one hand.

  Willy Beamish : [teasing]  What's he doin' with the other hand?

• Tiffany Beamish : Cliff is like... so intellectual. Ya know what I mean?

  Willy Beamish : [teasing]  Then what's he doin' with you?

• Willy Beamish : Hey, Dad. Since you're in a good mood, can I have my allowance?

  Gordon Beamish : [frowns]  Not so fast, pal. What do you think I am? Made outta money? Money doesn't grow on trees, ya know. You gotta earn it!

  Willy Beamish : Aw, Dad! Gimme a break.

  Gordon Beamish : [smiles]  You know, when I was a boy...

  Willy Beamish : [rolls his eyes upward]  I've heard that story a million times.

  Gordon Beamish : Everyone's gotta pull their own weight around here. Now go wash the Grange Rover.

  Willy Beamish : [reluctantly]  Okay, okay. I suppose you want a hot wax, too.

  Gordon Beamish : Just a wash that's all.

  Willy Beamish : [smiles]  Consider it done.

  [Willy washes the family car] 

  Willy Beamish : [muses]  This is not how I imagined myself spending the summer.