McLeod's Daughters (TV Series 2001– ) Poster

(2001– )


Becky Howard: Men! You can't live with em, you can't shoot em.

Dave Brewer: Maybe we could pose with some stock... like the sheep.

Nick Ryan: Sure that'll look great! three naked guys and a paddock full of pregnant sheep.

[after the shed exploded during the fire]

Nick Ryan: If you wanted to get rid of the shed you could've just knocked it down

[after a man claiming to be Jack's son turns up]

Terry Dodge: That man sowed enough wild oats to make porridge.

Claire McLeod: What Alex? It's just a boob.

Alex Ryan: Yeah but it's a breastfeeding boob, not a GROPING boob.

Claire McLeod: Well if Clint Eastwood turns up to save us - tell him to rack off.

Claire McLeod: You ready for another beer, Maid Marion?


Alex Ryan: Yeah thanks Nick.

Tess Silverman McLeod: [laughing] What?

Claire McLeod: It's his middle name.

[everyone laughs]

Alex Ryan: Yeah it's Marion, right yeah, go on get it out of your system, have a good laugh.

Alex Ryan: [drunk] I love you, Claire. I love you more than my chopper.

Tess Silverman McLeod: You are feeling guilty, aren't you?

Nick Ryan: So take advantage.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Oh, I intend to.

Claire McLeod: Put it away mate

Alex Ryan: Get out of here, I'm a man, she's a woman.

Claire McLeod: Thanks, so what does that make me?

Alex Ryan: Why you're a... you're a Claire

[about Alex's attitude towards Sandra]

Nick Ryan: Do you realise you are in a 'mine's bigger than yours' competition with a woman

Tess Silverman McLeod: Perhaps she thinks alpacas are cool

Jodi Fountain: Yeah, it seems a pity to shatter her illusions

Jodi Fountain: I am beginning to wonder if Stevie is seriously mentally unbalanced

Stevie Hall: We've got to check the water pumps, even the mentally unbalanced have to work.

Dave Brewer: [bangs on the loo where Pat has his dark room] Patrick! Oi, What, have you fallen in or something?

Patrick Brewer: I'm printing, won't be long.

Dave Brewer: Mate, I'm due on rounds!

Patrick Brewer: So use a bush outside.

Dave Brewer: Some things can't be done behind a bush!

Dave Brewer: [to himself] Why can't you do model airplanes like other little brothers? Come on!

Patrick Brewer: Yea, I'm in a hurry.

Dave Brewer: Believe me, so am I!

[Tess has spent the night at Alex's looking after "his" baby which had been dumped on his doorstep]

Claire McLeod: I would put money on you having a problem.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Yeah well, getting rid of fornicating pests is quite appealing this morning.

Alex Ryan: I'm no expert but I reckon you're jealous. You don't like the idea of sharing Tess with anyone else, do you?

Nick Ryan: You're right. You're no expert.

Alex Ryan: I love it when you talk dirty

Tess Silverman McLeod: After Claire admits stealing a stamp at school. Nerd crimes don't count Claire.

Claire McLeod: Have I ever mentioned Sandra Kinsela

Tess Silverman McLeod: Well, no

Claire McLeod: There's a reason for that... I hate her guts.

Dave Brewer: Turn it up, we're taking over.

Claire McLeod: I talk to you.

Tess Silverman McLeod: But I'm not a single attractive, interesting man.

Claire McLeod: Well spotted.

Tess Silverman McLeod: With the internet the whole worlds just one big village.

Meg Fountain: And your the village matchmaker.

[about the boot that Claire is using as a stand in for the baby]

Tess Silverman McLeod: Junior must take after your side of the family.

[after finding out that Harry and Sandra are sleeping together]

Nick Ryan: Look on the bright side

Alex Ryan: There isn't one Nick

Nick Ryan: At least you didn't sleep with Sandra.

[looks over at Alex, his face tells a different story]

Nick Ryan: You didn't.

Stevie Hall: Do me a favor.

Tess Silverman McLeod: You do me one. Butt out.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Why are you being such an idiot?

Nick Ryan: Why are you being so gullible?

[after Nick tell him and Sandra there will be no more personal abuse]

Alex Ryan: You stupid git.

Tess Silverman McLeod: You are a petty, greedy, money hungry... cattle barron.

Nick Ryan: Well then try this, we're over.

Tess Silverman McLeod: We never began.

Nick Ryan: Well fantastic, we agree.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Yeah you bet we do.

Nick Ryan: Stairs or Sandra - either will kill you.

[Nick after Harry tells him he has to be able to make it up the stairs, without stopping before he can get "intimate" with Sandra again]

Nick Ryan: Shopping, these people are truly evil, if we stay her long enough we might see them doing something really depraived like cooking.

[Nick as he and Alex watch Peter's family trying to dig up dirt on Peter]

Stevie Hall: Claire had really bad taste in men.

Tess Silverman McLeod: What about Alex?

Stevie Hall: Like I said, she had bad taste.

Dave Brewer: [after mistakenly gelding Harry's horse] If I never touch a horse's testicles again it will be too soon.

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