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As I was watching this movie, I found myself in constant mental anguish trying to figure the damned thing out. However, it was the most fun I've ever enjoyed during a spell of mental anguish. Rudy Ray Moore really struck gold this time on making people ask "Why in the Hell?!?!" Like "Why in the Hell did someone make this Kung-Fu movie?" "Why in the Hell did Rudy Ray Moore buy this Kung-Fu movie and dub himself into it?" "Why the hell is Davy Crockett a gay guy wielding a sword?!?" It just really doesn't make any sense, but it's hilarious. That's about it. -over and out.
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