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| Bruce Greenwood | ... | Tony | |
| Madonna | ... | Amber | |
| Elizabeth Banks | ... | Debi | |
| Michael Beattie | ... | Todd | |
| Jeanne Tripplehorn | ... | Marina | |
| David Thornton | ... | Michael | |
| Yorgo Voyagis | ... | Captain | |
| Ricardo Perna | ... | Crew Member | |
| Adriano Giannini | ... | Giuseppe | |
| George Antoni | ... | Chef (as George Yiasoumi) | |
| Beatrice Luzzi | ... | Rich Lady | |
| Lorenzo Ciompi | ... | Rich Man | |
| Patrizio Rispo | ... | Burly Captain | |
| Francis Pardeilhan | ... | Tony's Assistant | |
| Rosa Pianeta | ... | Receptionist | |
| Andrea Ragatzu | ... | Bell Boy | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Anna Cachia | ... | Fishmonger (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Guy Ritchie | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Guy Ritchie | screenplay & | |
| Lina Wertmüller | 1974 screenplay Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto (uncredited) | |
Produced by | |||
| Adam Bohling | .... | co-producer | |
| Michael Morgan | .... | associate producer | |
| David Reid | .... | co-producer | |
| Matthew Vaughn | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Michel Colombier | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Alex Barber | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Eddie Hamilton | |||
Casting by | |||
| Kerry Barden | (as Barden) | ||
| Mark Bennett | (as Bennett) | ||
| Billy Hopkins | (as Hopkins) | ||
| Suzanne Smith | (as Smith) | ||
| Lucinda Syson | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Russell De Rozario | (as Russell de Rozario) | ||
Art Direction by | |||
| Damon Earnshaw | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Arianne Phillips | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jackie Grima | .... | makeup artist: dailies | |
| Fae Hammond | .... | hair and make-up designer | |
| Rita Marmor | .... | hair stylist: Madonna | |
| Debbie Scicluna | .... | hair & makeup: Malta (as Deborah Scicluna) | |
| Fiona Stiles | .... | makeup artist: Madonna (as Fiona Horne) | |
Production Management | |||
| Andrea Costantini | .... | production manager: Sardinia | |
| Clare Maclean | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Erik Paoletti | .... | unit manager: Sardinia (as Erik Pauletti) | |
| Malcolm Scerri-Ferrante | .... | production manager: Malta | |
| Sandra Shuttleworth | .... | production manager | |
| Jeremy Crane | .... | production manager: reshoots (uncredited) | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Michael Elliott | .... | first assistant director (as Mike Elliott) | |
| Toby Hosking | .... | second assistant director | |
| Anthony Wilcox | .... | third assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Patrick Aguis | .... | painter: Malta | |
| Alfie Burgess | .... | stand-by props | |
| Alfred Caruana | .... | prop buyer: Malta | |
| Angelo Delia | .... | head carpenter: Malta | |
| Billy Edwards | .... | stand-by props | |
| Stefan Kopec | .... | stand-by rigger | |
| Jenny Lawrence-Smith | .... | prop buyer (as Jenny Lawrence Smith) | |
| Marcus Love-McGuirk | .... | assistant designer | |
| Dave Paley | .... | construction manager | |
| John Roberts | .... | head scenic painter | |
| Joseph Scibberas | .... | stand-by carpenter: Malta | |
| Natalie Sinclair | .... | art department production manager: Malta | |
| Terry Woods | .... | prop master | |
| Eddie Murphy | .... | construction supervisor: re-shoot (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Helen Brown | .... | foley artist | |
| Chris Burdon | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Matthew Collinge | .... | sound designer | |
| Matthew Collinge | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Arthur Fenn | .... | boom operator (as Arthur Turner) | |
| Jamie Gambell | .... | cable person | |
| Tony Gibson | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Simon Hayes | .... | sound mixer | |
| Lee Herrick | .... | foley editor | |
| Paul Huntingford | .... | foley artist | |
| James Seddon | .... | dolby consultant | |
| Danny Sheehan | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Greg Steele | .... | adr mixer | |
| Sven Taits | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Peter Gleaves | .... | adr mixer (uncredited) | |
| Steve Hancock | .... | studio sound technician (uncredited) | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Chas Cash | .... | 3D animator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Simon Cross | .... | fire editor: Cinesite Europe | |
| Paul Ensby | .... | colorist: Cinesite Europe | |
| Andrew Francis | .... | datacine operator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Stuart Fyvie | .... | datacine operator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Katja Hollmann | .... | scanning and recording operator: Cinesite | |
| Dag Ivarsoy | .... | Inferno operator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Jack James | .... | editorial assistant: Cinesite Europe | |
| Lorraine Johnson | .... | film recording: Cinesite Europe | |
| Simon Johnson | .... | film recording: Cinesite Europe | |
| Paul Lambert | .... | Inferno operator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Christopher Learmonth | .... | data operator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Phillip Leonhardt | .... | rotoscope artist: Cinesite Europe | |
| Stuart McAra | .... | visual effects producer: Cinesite Europe | |
| Claire McGrane | .... | producer: Cinesite Europe | |
| Donal Nolan | .... | rotoscope artist: Cinesite Europe | |
| Antoinette Perez | .... | visual effects coordinator: Cinesite Europe | |
| Alex Smith | .... | 2D compositor: Cinesite Europe | |
| Andy Taylor | .... | production assistant: Cinesite Europe | |
| Courtney Vanderslice | .... | executive producer: Cinesite Europe (as Courtney Vanderslice-Law) | |
| Aviv Yaron | .... | 2D technical director: Cinesite | |
| Dan Ashton | .... | scanning and recording (uncredited) | |
| Christopher Grandel | .... | trailer digital effects, Howard Anderson Company (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Giovanna Lecis | .... | stunts | |
| Riccardo Mioni | .... | stunt coordinator (as Ricardo Mioni) | |
| Stefano Maria Mioni | .... | stunt coordinator (as Stefano Mioni) | |
| Alessandro Novelli | .... | stunts | |
| Franco Maria Salamon | .... | stunt coordinator (as Franco Salamon) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Marc Booth | .... | video playback operator | |
| Chris Connatty | .... | clapper loader | |
| Sara Deane | .... | camera assistant | |
| Lawrence Duffy | .... | electrician | |
| Robert Gavigan | .... | electrician (as Rob Gavigan) | |
| Jess Hall | .... | director of photography: second unit, Sardinia (as Jesse Hall) | |
| Alex Howe | .... | first assistant camera: additional photography | |
| Phil Mullally | .... | focus puller | |
| Richard Oxley | .... | assistant chief lighting technician | |
| Kevin Robertson | .... | chief lighting technician | |
| Daniel Smith | .... | still photographer | |
| Greg Thomas | .... | electrician | |
| Karl Watkins | .... | director of photography: second unit, Malta | |
| Peter Wignall | .... | camera operator | |
| Terry Williams | .... | key grip | |
| Saviour Zammit | .... | electrician: Malta | |
Casting Department | |||
| Marco Cabriolu | .... | extras casting assistant | |
| Jefferson Clode | .... | casting assistant | |
| Makis Gazis | .... | casting: Greece | |
| Berenice Percival | .... | casting assistant | |
| Alex Pisani | .... | extras casting: Malta | |
| Shaila Rubin | .... | casting: Italy | |
| Jeremy Zimmermann | .... | additional casting (as Jeremy Zimmerman) | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Annabel Fleri-Soler | .... | costume assistant: Malta (as Annabelle Fleri Soler) | |
| Marcus Love-McGuirk | .... | wardrobe supervisor (as Marcus Love) | |
| Marina Marit | .... | costumer: Madonna | |
| Janet Tebrooke | .... | wardrobe supervisor | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Paul Ensby | .... | digital colorist | |
| Tomomi Kitamura | .... | assistant editor | |
| Jason Wheeler | .... | negative cutter (uncredited) | |
Music Department | |||
| Steve Durkee | .... | score recordist | |
| Geoff Foster | .... | score engineer | |
| Isobel Griffiths | .... | orchestra contractor | |
| Jake Jackson | .... | assistant score engineer | |
| Ian Neil | .... | music supervisor | |
| Danny Sheehan | .... | music editor | |
| Tom Kramer | .... | music editor (uncredited) | |
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I really wanted to like this movie because the critics have been unkind
to it (to say the least)... but it was terrible. Really terrible. Badly
acted, a witless script, cack handed direction... Watching this film was
like watching a car crash- you want to look away but you keep staring
because you want to see how messy it's going to get. Well, the car is
wrecked and there are no survivors. On the plus side, the cinematography
was nice, made me want to go on holiday, if only to cleanse myself from
this unholy