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Director:
Writers (WGA):
Tracy Keenan Wynn (earlier screenplay "The Longest Yard")
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Release Date:
26 December 2001 (UK) See more »
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Tagline:
Not Your Usual Suspects See more »
Plot:
A soccer star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

  (in credits order)

Vinnie Jones ... Danny Meehan

David Kelly ... Doc

David Hemmings ... Governor

Ralph Brown ... Burton

Vas Blackwood ... Massive

Robbie Gee ... Trojan

Geoff Bell ... Ratchett
John Forgeham ... Charlie Sykes

Sally Phillips ... Tracey

Danny Dyer ... Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng ... Bob Likely

Jason Statham ... Monk
Martin Wimbush ... Z
David Reid ... Barman
David Cropman ... Second Barman
Tim Perrin ... Policeman
Paul Mari ... Policeman

Nicholas Moss ... Hayter (as Nick Moss)

Stephen Walters ... Nitro
Andrew Grainger ... Ketch
Jake Abraham ... Bob Carter
Jeff Innocent ... Bald friend

Joseph Rye ... Walker

Jamie Sives ... Chiv

Omid Djalili ... Raj
Elwin 'Chopper' David ... Jerome McFife

Adam Fogerty ... Mouse
Rocky Marshall ... Cigs
J.J. Connolly ... Barry the Bookie
Stephen Bent ... Referee
Perry Digweed ... Marsden
Charlie Hartfield ... Prisoner footballer
Nevin Saroya ... Prisoners Footballer
Wally Downes ... Prisoner's Physiotherapist
Marc Alexander ... Guards' Footballer
Peter Downes ... Guards' Footballer
Paul Fishenden ... Guards' Footballer
Brian Gayle ... Guards' Footballer
Danny Hibert ... Guards' Footballer
Mark Lovell ... Guards' Footballer

Marc Egan ... Nick
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Tom Fisher ... Inmate commentator
Darren Luckin ... Matt
Andy Skinner ... Prisoner - Footballer (uncredited)
Kriss Sprules ... Inmate (uncredited)
Ben Wee ... Prison Guard (uncredited)
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Directed by
Barry Skolnick 
 
Writing credits
(WGA)
Tracy Keenan Wynn (earlier screenplay "The Longest Yard")

Charlie Fletcher (screenplay) and
Chris Baker (screenplay) &
Andrew Day (screenplay)

Produced by
Adam Bohling .... line producer
Georgia Masters .... co-producer
Cynthia Pett-Dante .... executive producer
Guy Ritchie .... executive producer
Albert S. Ruddy .... executive producer
Matthew Vaughn .... producer
 
Original Music by
Marilyn Manson 
John Murphy 
 
Cinematography by
Alex Barber (director of photography)
 
Film Editing by
Eddie Hamilton 
Dayn Williams 
 
Production Design by
Russell De Rozario 
 
Art Direction by
Tom Wales 
 
Set Decoration by
Jenny Lawrence-Smith 
 
Costume Design by
Stephanie Collie 
 
Makeup Department
Lucy Lebow .... makeup artist
Julie Nightingale .... key hair stylist
Julie Nightingale .... key makeup artist
Dulcie Spencer .... hair stylist
Dulcie Spencer .... makeup artist
 
Production Management
Fleur Fontaine .... post-production supervisor
Daniel Toland .... production manager (as Dan Toland)
Maria Walker .... post-production supervisor
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Toby Hosking .... second assistant director
Alessandra Mele .... assistant director
David Reid .... first assistant director
Lee Tailor .... third assistant director
 
Art Department
Matthew Camacho .... scenic painter
John Daynes .... scenic painter
Billy Edwards .... on-set props
Anthony Gilsenan .... head scenic painter
Lee Gordon .... property master
Russell Hanson .... dressing props
Joe Howard .... art department assistant
Graham Humphreys .... storyboard artist (as Graham Humphries)
Stefan Kopec .... on-set rigger
Matt Langley .... on-set carpenter
Ashlie Love .... production buyer
Eddie Murphy .... carpenter
Dave Paley .... construction manager
Ian Paley .... stagehand
Sandra Phillips .... assistant art director
Alan Tagg .... scenic painter
Mark White .... props (live action)
Dave Wilson .... supervising carpenter
Larry Wilson .... carpenter
Paul Wolstencroft .... stagehand
Terry Woods .... on-set props
Ruth Wynne .... dressing props
 
Sound Department
Jovan Ajder .... sound editor
Ricky Butt .... foley artist (as Ricki Butt)
Craig Butters .... sound effects editor
Felicity Cottrell .... foley artist (as Felicity Cotterell)
Peter Crooks .... sound editor
Rony Esher .... sound recordist
Arthur Fenn .... boom operator (as Arthur Turner)
Richard Fettes .... foley editor
Jamie Gambell .... sound assistant
Peter Gates .... sound re-recording mixer
Peter Gates .... supervising sound editor
Peter Gleaves .... adr mixer
Diane Greaves .... foley artist
Simon Hayes .... sound mixer
Craig Irving .... sound re-recording mixer
Mark Lafbery .... assistant sound re-recording mixer
Richard Welsh .... stereo sound consultant: Dolby
Adrian White .... sound recordist
Gareth John .... second boom operator (uncredited)
 
Special Effects by
Bob Hollow .... special effects supervisor
Jim Davey .... colour correction scanning and recording: Cineimage (uncredited)
 
Visual Effects by
Fabienne Arbogast .... auto conforming
Steve Boag .... visual effects supervisor
Martin Bullard .... optical supervisor
Ian Differ .... visual effects
Charles Green .... color grader
Carl Grinter .... digital post producer
Matthew Symonds .... digital compositor
 
Stunts
Jeff Hewitt-Davis .... stunt coordinator
Ray Nicholas .... stunts
Paul Kennington .... stunts (uncredited)
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Andy Bell .... generator operator
Balazs Bolygo .... additional photographer
Mick Diannotti .... generator operator
Stuart Graham .... camera operator: additional camera
Sam Hodgson .... assistant camera
Stuart Howell .... additional photographer
Stuart Howell .... camera operator: "b" camera
Dean Kennedy .... assistant chief lighting technician
Onkar Narang .... electrician
Kevin Robertson .... chief lighting technician
Daniel Smith .... still photographer
James Smith .... a camera loader
Mark Stibbs .... electrician
Peter Wignall .... camera operator
Terry Williams .... camera grip
Will Willis .... focus puller
 
Casting Department
Gary Davy .... casting
Sam Stevenson .... casting assistant
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Georgina Gunner .... wardrobe mistress
Kate MacNiece .... wardrobe assistant
 
Editorial Department
Alex Creacy .... assistant editor
Simone Grattarola .... colorist
Simon Leppington .... digital intermediate supervisor
Ross Porter-Ward .... assistant editor
Mike Stainer .... color grader
Gary Szabo .... colorist
Jason Wheeler .... negative cutter
 
Music Department
Jason Alexander .... music supervisor
Kenny Clark .... music editor
Simon Denny .... score engineer
Simon Denny .... score producer
Rochelle Holguin .... music coordinator
James Hyman .... music supervisor
Ian Neil .... music consultant
Jeff Cardoni .... composer: additional music (uncredited)
 
Other crew
Jo Cameron Brown .... dialect coach: adr
Heather Clarke .... production coordinator
Wally Downes .... soccer coordinator
Jean-Claude Fauchez .... first production auditor
Kevin Freemantle .... production auditor
Sasha Gibson .... unit publicist
Mary Haddow .... script supervisor
Tom Harrell .... assistant location manager (as Tom Harrel)
James Hyman .... consultant
Caroline Lovelace .... assistant: Mr. Vaughn
Paul Mason .... production assistant
Nick Moss .... production assistant
Tarquin Pack .... production assistant
Alex Panagakis .... publicist
Carlos Peres .... production assistant
Manuel Puro .... development executive
Ben Russell .... production assistant
Eddie Standish .... location manager
Marcus Trevor .... production assistant (as Marc Trevor)
Phil Wiseman .... production assistant
 

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MPAA:
Rated R for language and some violence
Runtime:
99 min
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Goofs:
Continuity: In two scenes immediately before he is asked by Danny, whether he wants to play with them, the monk can be seen participating in the training.See more »
Quotes:
Bob Likely:Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely, and you've joined us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter:Yes, I'm Bob Carter, and thanks once again to our esteemed governor...
[they cover their mikes]
Bob Likely, Bob Carter:[whispering] Wanker.
Bob Carter:For providing our splendid facilities here, as part of his progressive rehabilitation campaign.
Bob Likely:And for our captive audience who are cooped up inside, here's a weather report. Bob?
Bob Carter:Well, it's a beautiful day, Bob.
Bob Likely:And what a day it is!
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Movie Connections:
Spoofed in She's the Man (2006)See more »
Soundtrack:
You're Driving Me CrazySee more »

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30 out of 36 people found the following review useful.
Need more of these from our British cousins!, 19 July 2004
Author: mdumbroff from New York

I could understand not liking this movie if someone was expecting Citizen Kane (and if you were, you should be flogged). For a straight to video/cable movie, it had great prod. value, sharp dialogue, and a great supporting cast of Guy Ritchie characters. Throw in some solid football and you have a film to help you forget the worries of your day. The commentary by the two Bobs alone makes it worthwhile. Jones is good, but Statham steals the show in almost all of his scenes. Like the original (The Longest Yard), it was made to entertain the audience, not to provoke some deep introspective thought on the existence of God. See it, rent it, buy it! If you cant discern the heavy British slang, throw on the subtitles. If you don't have a DVD player, how in the hell are you managing to read this?

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