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| Vinnie Jones | ... | Danny Meehan | |
| David Kelly | ... | Doc | |
| David Hemmings | ... | Governor | |
| Ralph Brown | ... | Burton | |
| Vas Blackwood | ... | Massive | |
| Robbie Gee | ... | Trojan | |
| Geoff Bell | ... | Ratchett | |
| John Forgeham | ... | Charlie Sykes | |
| Sally Phillips | ... | Tracey | |
| Danny Dyer | ... | Billy the Limpet | |
| Jason Flemyng | ... | Bob Likely | |
| Jason Statham | ... | Monk | |
| Martin Wimbush | ... | Z | |
| David Reid | ... | Barman | |
| David Cropman | ... | Second Barman | |
| Tim Perrin | ... | Policeman | |
| Paul Mari | ... | Policeman | |
| Nicholas Moss | ... | Hayter (as Nick Moss) | |
| Stephen Walters | ... | Nitro | |
| Andrew Grainger | ... | Ketch | |
| Jake Abraham | ... | Bob Carter | |
| Jeff Innocent | ... | Bald friend | |
| Joseph Rye | ... | Walker | |
| Jamie Sives | ... | Chiv | |
| Omid Djalili | ... | Raj | |
| Elwin 'Chopper' David | ... | Jerome McFife | |
| Adam Fogerty | ... | Mouse | |
| Rocky Marshall | ... | Cigs | |
| J.J. Connolly | ... | Barry the Bookie | |
| Stephen Bent | ... | Referee | |
| Perry Digweed | ... | Marsden | |
| Charlie Hartfield | ... | Prisoner footballer | |
| Nevin Saroya | ... | Prisoners Footballer | |
| Wally Downes | ... | Prisoner's Physiotherapist | |
| Marc Alexander | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Peter Downes | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Paul Fishenden | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Brian Gayle | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Danny Hibert | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Mark Lovell | ... | Guards' Footballer | |
| Marc Egan | ... | Nick | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Tom Fisher | ... | Inmate commentator | |
| Darren Luckin | ... | Matt | |
| Andy Skinner | ... | Prisoner - Footballer (uncredited) | |
| Kriss Sprules | ... | Inmate (uncredited) | |
| Ben Wee | ... | Prison Guard (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Barry Skolnick | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Tracy Keenan Wynn | (earlier screenplay "The Longest Yard") | |
| Charlie Fletcher | (screenplay) and | |
| Chris Baker | (screenplay) & | |
| Andrew Day | (screenplay) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Marilyn Manson | |||
| John Murphy | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Alex Barber | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Eddie Hamilton | |||
| Dayn Williams | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Russell De Rozario | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Tom Wales | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Jenny Lawrence-Smith | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Stephanie Collie | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Lucy Lebow | .... | makeup artist | |
| Julie Nightingale | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Julie Nightingale | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Dulcie Spencer | .... | hair stylist | |
| Dulcie Spencer | .... | makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Fleur Fontaine | .... | post-production supervisor | |
| Daniel Toland | .... | production manager (as Dan Toland) | |
| Maria Walker | .... | post-production supervisor | |
Art Department | |||
| Matthew Camacho | .... | scenic painter | |
| John Daynes | .... | scenic painter | |
| Billy Edwards | .... | on-set props | |
| Anthony Gilsenan | .... | head scenic painter | |
| Lee Gordon | .... | property master | |
| Russell Hanson | .... | dressing props | |
| Joe Howard | .... | art department assistant | |
| Graham Humphries | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Stefan Kopec | .... | on-set rigger | |
| Matt Langley | .... | on-set carpenter | |
| Ashlie Love | .... | production buyer | |
| Eddie Murphy | .... | carpenter | |
| Dave Paley | .... | construction manager | |
| Ian Paley | .... | stagehand | |
| Sandra Phillips | .... | assistant art director | |
| Alan Tagg | .... | scenic painter | |
| Mark White | .... | props (live action) | |
| Dave Wilson | .... | supervising carpenter | |
| Larry Wilson | .... | carpenter | |
| Paul Wolstencroft | .... | stagehand | |
| Terry Woods | .... | on-set props | |
| Ruth Wynne | .... | dressing props | |
Sound Department | |||
| Jovan Ajder | .... | sound editor | |
| Ricky Butt | .... | foley artist (as Ricki Butt) | |
| Craig Butters | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Felicity Cottrell | .... | foley artist (as Felicity Cotterell) | |
| Peter Crooks | .... | sound editor | |
| Rony Esher | .... | sound recordist | |
| Arthur Fenn | .... | boom operator (as Arthur Turner) | |
| Richard Fettes | .... | foley editor | |
| Jamie Gambell | .... | sound assistant | |
| Peter Gates | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Peter Gates | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Peter Gleaves | .... | adr mixer | |
| Diane Greaves | .... | foley artist | |
| Simon Hayes | .... | sound mixer | |
| Craig Irving | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Mark Lafbery | .... | assistant sound re-recording mixer | |
| Richard Welsh | .... | stereo sound consultant: Dolby | |
| Adrian White | .... | sound recordist | |
| Gareth John | .... | second boom operator (uncredited) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Bob Hollow | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| Jim Davey | .... | colour correction scanning and recording: Cineimage (uncredited) | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Fabienne Arbogast | .... | auto conforming | |
| Steve Boag | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Martin Bullard | .... | optical supervisor | |
| Ian Differ | .... | visual effects | |
| Charles Green | .... | color grader | |
| Carl Grinter | .... | digital post producer | |
| Matthew Symonds | .... | digital compositor | |
Stunts | |||
| Jeff Hewitt-Davis | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Ray Nicholas | .... | stunts | |
| Paul Kennington | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Andy Bell | .... | generator operator | |
| Balazs Bolygo | .... | additional photographer | |
| Mick Diannotti | .... | generator operator | |
| Stuart Graham | .... | camera operator: additional camera | |
| Sam Hodgson | .... | assistant camera | |
| Stuart Howell | .... | additional photographer | |
| Stuart Howell | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Dean Kennedy | .... | assistant chief lighting technician | |
| Onkar Narang | .... | electrician | |
| Kevin Robertson | .... | chief lighting technician | |
| Daniel Smith | .... | still photographer | |
| James Smith | .... | a camera loader | |
| Mark Stibbs | .... | electrician | |
| Peter Wignall | .... | camera operator | |
| Terry Williams | .... | camera grip | |
| Will Willis | .... | focus puller | |
Casting Department | |||
| Gary Davy | .... | casting | |
| Sam Stevenson | .... | casting assistant | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Georgina Gunner | .... | wardrobe mistress | |
| Kate MacNiece | .... | wardrobe assistant | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Alex Creacy | .... | assistant editor | |
| Simone Grattarola | .... | colorist | |
| Simon Leppington | .... | digital intermediate supervisor | |
| Ross Porter-Ward | .... | assistant editor | |
| Mike Stainer | .... | color grader | |
| Gary Szabo | .... | colorist | |
| Jason Wheeler | .... | negative cutter | |
Music Department | |||
| Jason Alexander | .... | music supervisor | |
| Kenny Clark | .... | music editor | |
| Simon Denny | .... | score engineer | |
| Simon Denny | .... | score producer | |
| Rochelle Holguin | .... | music coordinator | |
| James Hyman | .... | music supervisor | |
| Ian Neil | .... | music consultant | |
| Jeff Cardoni | .... | composer: additional music (uncredited) | |
Other crew | |||
| Jo Cameron Brown | .... | dialect coach: adr | |
| Heather Clarke | .... | production coordinator | |
| Wally Downes | .... | soccer coordinator | |
| Jean-Claude Fauchez | .... | first production auditor | |
| Kevin Freemantle | .... | production auditor | |
| Sasha Gibson | .... | unit publicist | |
| Mary Haddow | .... | script supervisor | |
| Tom Harrell | .... | assistant location manager (as Tom Harrel) | |
| James Hyman | .... | consultant | |
| Caroline Lovelace | .... | assistant: Mr. Vaughn | |
| Paul Mason | .... | production assistant | |
| Nick Moss | .... | production assistant | |
| Tarquin Pack | .... | production assistant | |
| Carlos Peres | .... | production assistant | |
| Manuel Puro | .... | development executive | |
| Ben Russell | .... | production assistant | |
| Eddie Standish | .... | location manager | |
| Marcus Trevor | .... | production assistant (as Marc Trevor) | |
| Phil Wiseman | .... | production assistant | |
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As a huge fan of Longest Yard, I was very nervous about this film, rest assured, this is great, especially when watched with all yer mates and the lager is freely flowing. Vinnie Jones is a former england footie player now disgraced and stuck in prison for assault, if you've seen the Longest Yard you know what comes next.
Highlights include David Hemming's eyebrows, Jason Statham's insane Monk character, Bob & Bob the commentators, the over-done Ravinelli references (I'm a Boro fan), and Ralph Brown's guard who is actually a nice fella at the end, and a score of supporting actors who pop up during the film, but whose names I can't remember.
This film is not a classic, or a masterpiece, it's what almost every film should be: fun
Mean Machine (2001) well worth checking out