- [Oz stops talking about AIDS with the doctor to get a drink from the bar]
- Oz: Two pints of lager and a pint of bitter. And, er, some change for that machine in the bog.
- [Oz is talking to the doctor about AIDS]
- Oz: Well, I understand how a man can give it to a woman, in the obvious way, I understand how a bloke could give it to another bloke in... well we're all men o' the world aren't we; not that I'd be up to anything like that mind! It's just that, well, I don't class meself as particularly thick in this repect...
- Dennis: Huh!
- Oz: Argh, thank you... I mean, I can't understand how a woman can give it to a man, cos it's, well, its one way traffic when you get in there, isn't it!