Taxidermy. It's definitely vocational. You can accidentally fall into taxidermy, you know, working at a chip shop and suddenly think 'I've got to stuff owls with sand'. Get as much sand into a rat as possible, the whole Ghobi desert. It's just a sand thing, nothing else. There's no 'I've done your dog with porridge. I know it's unusual, but you can move him about, see? Lean. Lie flat, just squash him down. Roll up. And I've done your cat with helium. You can tie him to your car and drive around...