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(2005– )

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TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Touch me again, I'll change your tampon.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Don't you know drugs kill and I kill drug dealers?

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Lt. Conrad Rose: Eddie, sometimes you're funny but this is now.

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Tommy Rodriguez: Those guys couldn't find tits in a whorehouse!

TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: This hurts, but I think Tommy's right.

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TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Tommy, if the gun had tits and panties, then maybe I'd listen to you.

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Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Eddie, sometimes you're funny. And then there's now.

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Lucinda Rose: Please pardon my ex-husband, he's a cop.

Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Don't say it like it's a swear word!

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Carla Merced: Were you in the Dumbass Question of the Week Club in high school?

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Man, you gotta dial down the voices in your head.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Man, you gotta dial down the voices in your head.

TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: The demons won't settle for a tie.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: You got a bathroom?

Gun seller: What?

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: All this yelling, my bladder... I got to pee.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: It's a simple question!

Carla Merced: And you're a simple asshole.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: So what's it like, speaking in tongues?

TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Like French, only more consonants. But I'd forget about the French thing. I don't think it would take.

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Why?

TF Field Agent Jimmy McGloin: Because French is a romance language. And you're an asshole.

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: ...yeah, you're probably right.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: The handsome guy's on to something.

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U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: I was drunk!

Lieutenant Conrad Rose: Was she?

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Ooh, yeah.

Carla Merced: ...I'm going to get into the back of the van now.

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Carla Merced: Ma'am, please, ma'am. Lady, you're alive, shut up!

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Tommy Rodriguez: So you own this place?

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Yep.

Tommy Rodriguez: So that means these beers are free, right?

U.S. Marshal Eddie Drake: Nope.

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Alvarez Kelly: Who are you, God?

Lieutenant Conrad Rose: No, but He returns my calls.

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