Wasted (2002 TV Movie)
Amy: I've never even heard of Aretha Franklin, but I will tell you one thing - she is *no* J.Lo.
[a very stoned Samantha lunges at her]
Amy: What are you doing?
Samantha: Owen keeps calling me. You know what? I'm gonna put my phone on vibrate - it'll be the most pleasure he's ever given me.
Samantha: [voice-over] To call Amy obnoxious would be insulting to obnoxious people.
Chris: Was it... okay?
Chris: I mean, was it...
Samantha: Good for me?
Samantha: You're the king, Chris. I promise.
Chris: I know.
Owen: I've been telling everybody who will listen to me that I'm through with all that, but I like it. I like the way it makes me feel. I wish I was feeling that way right now, it'd make this fucking boring conversation a lot more interesting. And I, uh, got some unfortunate news for you, Chris. Sammy likes it, too. And if you think you're jock love is gonna be enough for her, you're wrong. She'll come back for me. Not because I'm any big thing, but because I know how to keep her!