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Suicide Blonde -- In the course of one crazy night, a down on his luck valet parking attendant loses a gangster's car and his heart to a dangerous blonde with a death wish.

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Writers:
John Markham (story)
Eduardo Carrillo (screenplay)
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It would've been a great day to call in sick!
Plot:
In the course of one crazy night, a down on his luck valet parking attendant loses a gangster's car and his heart to a dangerous blonde with a death wish. | Add synopsis »
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‘Youth In Revolt’ Producer Takes ‘Pictures’
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Cast

  (in credits order)
Dale Paris ... Nick

Angel Boris Reed ... The Blonde (as Angel Boris)
Tony Pacheco ... Pipo Duran

Oscar Torre ... Roco Navaja (as Oscar Torres)
Steve Arroyo ... Ernesto
Alfredo Álvarez Calderón ... Pepe 'La Joya'
Steven A. Frankel ... Ira

Lee Dawson ... Glen
Kevin Michael Moore ... Scorpion (as Kevin Moore)

Robert Catrini ... Skinny Man
Ryan Tajali ... Achmed

Robert Deacon ... Dog Breath
Mark Mirin ... The Biker
Barbara Sloan ... Matilda
Lawrence Draizin ... Taxi Driver

Christine Sclafani ... Savannah (as Christine Sclefani)

Bart Harrison ... Biker Bar Owner
Scott C. Frankel ... Panchito
Neil Leff ... Lovaglio, Man in Trunk
Edward J. Restivo ... Bubbles' Boyfriend
Ken Benjamin ... Bodyguard #1
Frederick L. Martin II ... Bodyguard #2
Chris Vila ... Randy
Heath Russell ... Guy at Bar
Matt Doll ... Punchy
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Tonya Goodson ... Bubbles (uncredited)
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Directed by
Eduardo Carrillo 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Eduardo Carrillo  screenplay
Eduardo Carrillo  story
Joshua Friedlander  screenplay
John Markham  story

Produced by
Steven A. Frankel .... producer
Joshua Friedlander .... producer
Bart Harrison .... associate producer
Neil Leff .... co-producer
 
Original Music by
Hayden Clement 
Rick Morris 
 
Cinematography by
Matt Faw 
 
Film Editing by
Eduardo Carrillo 
 
Casting by
Gilda Pianelli 
 
Art Direction by
Diane Sobo 
 
Production Management
Bart Harrison .... post-production supervisor: Miami
Andy Schefter .... production manager
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Steven A. Frankel .... first assistant director
Daniel Leonard .... first assistant director
 
Sound Department
David Criden .... supervising sound editor
Rob Freeman .... sound recordist
Bryce Gross .... sound effects editor
Richard Luxenberg .... sound editor
François Maurin .... adr editor (as Francois Maurin)
François Maurin .... adr recordist (as Francois Maurin)
François Maurin .... dialogue editor (as Francois Maurin)
Lucas C. Plouviez .... sound editor (as Cyril Plouviez)
 
Special Effects by
Mario Ortiz .... special effects supervisor
 
Visual Effects by
David Fred Masselink .... optical effects line-up
 
Stunts
Mario Ortiz .... stunt coordinator
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Jorge Diaz-Amador .... director of photography: additional photography
 
Editorial Department
Steven A. Frankel .... assistant editor
 
Other crew
Dennis Adams .... production coordinator
 

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Rated R for violence, language and sexuality
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93 min
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review number 6, 16 February 2013
Author: Nick Damian from Toronto, Ontario

So far - there have been 5 reviews of this movie - and astonishingly, they are all somehow reviewed as supposedly the best film ever made.

Well, in reality, this is far from the truth.

If the script was any worse, it would be un-produced.

This has possibly the worst casting and setup and dialogue I have ever seen on screen.

Casting for this is absolutely horrendous and they deliver their lines with as much spark and enthusiasm as a dying bird.

There are far better bad movies out there to watch. If you like watching bad movies, you will have a huge selection to choose from. This ranks at the bottom of the barrel of the bad.

Don't let the cover of the DVD fool you - as it did me.

I own the DVD, but it was given to me as a gift. I am graciously pleased that I never actually had to pay for this - I would be very irate.

This is very bad on so many levels. Do yourself a favour and go to sleep instead.

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