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Suicide Blonde (1999)

In the course of one crazy night, a down on his luck valet parking attendant loses a gangster's car and his heart to a dangerous blonde with a death wish.

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Dale Paris ...
Nick
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The Blonde (as Angel Boris)
Tony Pacheco ...
Pipo Duran
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Roco Navaja (as Oscar Torres)
Steve Arroyo ...
Ernesto
Alfredo Álvarez Calderón ...
Pepe 'La Joya'
Steven A. Frankel ...
Ira
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Glen
Kevin Michael Moore ...
Scorpion (as Kevin Moore)
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Skinny Man
Ryan Tajali ...
Achmed
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Dog Breath
Mark Mirin ...
The Biker
Barbara Sloan ...
Matilda
Lawrence Draizin ...
Taxi Driver
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In the course of one crazy night, a down on his luck valet parking attendant loses a gangster's car and his heart to a dangerous blonde with a death wish.

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It would've been a great day to call in sick!

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Rated R for violence, language and sexuality | See all certifications »
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10 November 1999 (USA)  »

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Fuga Explosiva  »

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THE HUMOROUS ACTION FILLED MISADVENTURES OF A MILD MANNERED VALET AND A VERY SEXY DYSFUNCTIONAL CRAZY BLONDE
10 October 2003 | by See all my reviews

Being in the film business I am aware of many fine independent low budget movies produced outside of the Hollywood system. "Suicide Blonde" is a little gem of a movie. Recognized as such my mini-major Artisan Pictures, ( Terminator 2, Blair Witch, etc.), as they released in on DVD and VHS in June of this year. If any of the Major Studios had the Cojones to place this film in 3,000 + theaters; it would have, without any doubt, been the suprize hit of the Summer of 2003.

"SUCIDE BLONDE" ( Played by beautiful Playboy Centerfold "Angel Boris",

(she can really act), has the ingredients to become a "Cult Classic". Watch it a few hundred times, you'll find yourself repeating the cool lines with the colorful cartoonish like characters, "The Scorpion", "Skinny Man", "DogBreath", Very Humourous Latin Ganster "Pepo Duran" and his Marx Brother like band of cohorts, the wimperrring "Mr. Lovaglio" and "Achmed The Convenience Store Clerk". Only visuals are necessary as you watch "Bubbles and the dancing girls at the "Busy Beaver". A superbly fun filled action packed burlesque. A very different little film. A very "Unconventional Love Story". Buy this DVD, check out the extra's. especially "Behind The Blonde". Grab some popcorn, M&M's and watch this with a group of upbeat friends and "laugh your ass off".


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