Arthur's Dyke (2001)

Richard Graham: Andy

Quotes 

• Arthur : Coming out as a raging bloody queen at your age!

  Andy : What about *you*? Trying to shag a fifteen-year-old. Trying to shag *anything*! What about your wife? What about Megan?

  Arthur : Do you want to know? I haven't screwed my wife for two years. For *two* years! She doesn't want it and I don't want her.

  Andy : Well that's marriage.