Sharon: It's kind of like 'Clueless' meets 'My So-Called Life,' but for younger kids.
[Sharon is drunk]
Sharon: Are there any requests?
Maria: Sharon, stop it!
Sharon: "Sharon, stop it!" Hmm... I'm not sure I know that one... maybe you can hum a few bars?
Maria: You're making a total fool of yourself!
Sharon: Didn't you hear us calling?
Josh: I didn't think you'd care.
Sharon: What kind of sister do you think I am?
Sharon: [Sharon is hungover because Tyler, Richard's "roadie," spiked her soda at a party] Oooohhh... I think I'm dying. Am I gonna die?
Richard "Dad" Spitz: No, you're not gonna die. It just feels like that... By the way, I fired Tyler for giving you the booze. That was inexcusable.