Shaolin Soccer (2001)
[talking to a TV camera]
Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
Sing: [singing] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.
Team Evil Coach Hung: Those American drugs work better than expected.
Sing: [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.
Hooking Leg (Second Brother): Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
[picks up a cleaver]
Sing: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!
Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them!
Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!
Golden Leg Fung: [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!
Sing: Have you gone nuts?
Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!
Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!
Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war.
Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
Sing: I said... that's no way to kick.
Golden Leg Fung: You think you can do better?
Sing: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.
Sing: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?