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Shaolin Soccer (2001) Poster

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[talking to a TV camera]

Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.

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Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.

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Sing: [singing] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.

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Sing: I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!

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Sing: Why do you look like E.T.?

Mui: You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes.

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Sing: [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.

Hooking Leg (Second Brother): Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!

[picks up a cleaver]

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Sing: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!

Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them!

Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!

Golden Leg Fung: [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!

Sing: Have you gone nuts?

Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!

Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!

Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war.

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Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!

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Sing: I said... that's no way to kick.

Golden Leg Fung: You think you can do better?

Sing: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.

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Sing: That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?

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Team Evil Coach Hung: Those American drugs work better than expected.

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Team Gangster Player: My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby.

Sing: Can't she wait till the game's over?

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