Y'know, there's something about actors who think they can direct. Sometimes, it works. Other times, you get this piece of garbage. You know things are bad when Sheppard must rely on his own pappi to pull the film. Guess nobody else wanted to be in it.
The story is pedestrian, the directing safe with the occasional "Michael Bay moment", which either means he did it on purpose or the tripod slipped. The acting, aside from Morgan, e- mailed in. Dull and emotionless, and quite predictable.
Personally, I'll choose Gigli any day of the week and 20 times on Sunday. No, I take that back. If armed with a bottle of El Jimador and a crate of tomatoes...
Mark should really stick to what he does best -- that being bit parts in television shows. It's what he's decent at. Gotta pay the bills, dontcha know.
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