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Owning Mahowny (2003) Poster

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Psychologist: How would you rate the thrill you got from gambling, on a scale of one to 100?

Dan Mahowny: Um... hundred.

Psychologist: And what about the biggest thrill you've ever had outside of gambling?

Dan Mahowny: Twenty.

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[when asked why he'd never been to Niagra Falls]

Dan Mahowny: I don't want to use up all of Canada too soon.

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Dan Mahowny: How much for the bags?

Car Rental Girl: They're free for customers.

Dan Mahowny: Great, can I have one?

Car Rental Girl: Well, you're not a customer, so...

Dan Mahowny: Okay... how much for the bags?

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Investigator #1: You've got a gambling problem, right?

Dan Mahowny: No...

[chuckles]

Dan Mahowny: No, sir.

Investigator #1: Come on. You didn't get a buzz out of it?

Dan Mahowny: I have a... financial problem. A shortfall.

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Psychologist: You know, some folks believe everyone has a public life, a private life, and a secret life. What do you think about that?

Dan Mahowny: The thing is, I guess... that my secret life... is a bit less secret than everyone else's right now.

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