Alchemy (I) (2005)

Can an university computer scientist (Cavanagh) make a woman fall in love with his interactive computer before she succumbs to a well-known professor?

Director:

Evan Oppenheimer

Writer:

Evan Oppenheimer

Stars:

Michael Ian Black, Tom Cavanagh, Sarah Chalke

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Ian Black	...	Jerry (voice)
Tom Cavanagh	...	Mal Downey
Sarah Chalke	...	Samantha Rose
James Barbour	...	Dr. Troy Rollins
Illeana Douglas	...	KJ
Nadia Dajani	...	Jane
Logan Marshall-Green	...	Martin
Wil Horneff	...	Dave (as Will Horneff)
Celeste Holm	...	Iris
Shannon McGinnis	...	Barbara
Anna Belknap	...	Marissa
Tovah Feldshuh	...	Senior Editor
Daphne Rubin-Vega	...	Belladonna Editor
Susan Misner	...	Associate Editor
Erik Palladino	...	Groom

Storyline

Mal is a New York computer scientist about to lose his university job. He posits that a woman can fall in love with a responsive computer program as easily as with a real man. He finds a subject for the experiment, not telling her what's actually going on. She's Samantha, an actress, and a he finds a rival who calls himself Dr. Love. A women's magazine wants to report the story, but its editor changes the game, insisting that Mal dress up like "Jerry," the personality the computer creates, wear an earpiece, and spout the computer's words. Samantha plays along until her feelings for both "Jerry" and Dr. Love get serious. What's a scientist to do when his hypotheses goes awry?

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Plot Keywords:

computer | university | computer scientist | womens magazine | computer program | 

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for some sexual content

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

25 April 2005 (USA)

Also Known As:

Love Is...

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Black Sand Pictures, Enlightenment Productions, Alchemy Productions LLC

Technical Specs

Runtime:

86 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

The opening of the film shows a group of students interacting with the computer, and one girl laughs when the computer says, "The Aristocrats!" That is the punch line to a famous, dirty joke that reportedly was Johnny Carson's favorite joke and was the subject of the Penn Jillette documentary The Aristocrats.

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Crazy Credits

One of the additional set P.A.'s is "Mike the PA"

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Connections

References Electric Dreams (1984)

User Reviews

A Disgrace to Film

This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen. It reminded me of a bad pilot that never got picked up and instead got crammed into a poor excuse of a film. The story was stupid, the characters were shallow and not likable, and the jokes would not land. If you took Tom Cavanah out of this movie, it would have a below zero rating, but I have to admit he did an OK job considering how horrible the script was. This was the worse thing in the Tribeca Film festival (I saw home videos that turned out better than this). Do not see this movie unless you are a teenage girl who likes sappy, unsophisticated, not believable, and shallow material.