Boat Trip (2002)
Felicia: Be careful with those briefcases, they're worth more than what you make in a year!
[finding out he was on a gay cruise]
Nick Ragoni: I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did
Nick Ragoni: NO ONE! SHIT!
[about his controlling fiancée]
Jerry Robinson: Now the only thing I have to decide for the rest of my life is if I want to be buried or cremated. Nope, I'm being buried next to Felicia... she told me this morning.
Brian: Hey fuck you pal!
Nick Ragoni: Fuck you back!
Brian: Fuck your mother!
Nick Ragoni: Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!
[Turns to Jerry]
Nick Ragoni: I just lost it there didn't I.
Jerry Robinson: [while nodding] Ya.
Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that *you* ever made love?
Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.
Lloyd Faversham: Would you like a bite of my sausage?
Lloyd Faversham: In England, we call them "bangers".
Nick Ragoni: [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
Man on Deck: Sure, my pleasure.
[pinchs Nick on the butt]
Nick Ragoni: Ow! I didn't say on my ass!
Man on Deck: You didn't *not* say it!
Nick Ragoni: I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!
Lloyd Faversham: I'm what you colonials might call a badassed motherfucker.
[after Nick insults him]
Lloyd Faversham: [flirtatiously] How do you know I love to be humiliated.