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Season 1

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Season 1, Episode 1: My First Day

2 October 2001
On his first day at the Sacred Heart Hospital new Intern J.D realizes that being a doctor is a whole lot different and harder than he actually thought. At the end he finds out that people are not always what they seem to be at first, for example Dr Kelso who did act nice is actually a complete Jerk and mean Dr Cox is actually a good guy.

Season 1, Episode 2: My Mentor

4 October 2001

Season 1, Episode 3: My Best Friend's Mistake

9 October 2001
J.D, convinced that one of his patients is sick as a result of misconduct on Turk's behalf, questions not only his (Turk's) abilities as a surgeon but their friendship also. Elliot feels disrespected by Dr. Kelso after he refers to her as 'sweetheart' during rounds. In the meantime, J.D. misses his chance to kiss Elliot after being interrupted by Dr. Cox, leaving him 48 hours to get the kiss, in the fear that they will end up as just friends. Will he make it in time?

Season 1, Episode 4: My Old Lady

16 October 2001
The whole crew learn their share about death when JD takes care of an old woman ready to die, Elliot and Carla watch over a woman who can't speak English, and Turk becomes too close with a patient.

Season 1, Episode 5: My Two Dads

23 October 2001
While J.D. continues to misinterpret Dr. Cox, Elliot discovers parts of her body may have magical healing properties. Turk tries to woo Carla but she may not be as impressed with his gift as he thinks she should be.

Season 1, Episode 6: My Bad

30 October 2001
J.D. is assigned to look after a difficult, but beautiful, member of Sacred Heart's Board. Her ties to the hospital may not be the only thing that makes it difficult to treat her. Meanwhile Carla freaks out after her mother in injured when she left her to spend the night with Turk.

Season 1, Episode 7: My Super Ego

6 November 2001
J.D. has a nemesis, Dr. Murdoch. Turk lies to Carla about freezing in surgery.

Season 1, Episode 8: My Fifteen Minutes

15 November 2001
J.D. and Turk save local TV cameraman and become local heroes. J.D. embraces it, but Turk finds all the attention uncomfortable.

Season 1, Episode 9: My Day Off

20 November 2001
It's Thanksgiving at Sacred Heart and J.D. is diagnosed with appendicitis. Dr. Cox tries to gain the attention of his former mentor, and former chief of medicine, Dr. Benson. Meanwhile, Elliot tries to become a 'warmer' doctor towards her patients.

Season 1, Episode 10: My Nickname

27 November 2001
J.D. and Carla struggle as cracks appear in their friendship. Turks battles Kelso for a prime lunch spot and Cox and Elliot disagree over the discharging, or not, of a patient.

Season 1, Episode 11: My Own Personal Jesus

11 December 2001
It is Christmas time and no one except Turk feels like celebrating. Cox gets J.D. to video the birth of a friends baby, and once again, nothing seems to go right!

Season 1, Episode 12: My Blind Date

8 January 2002
J.D. is helping Cox reach a 24hour goal without losing one patient. Trouble is, a woman slipped in the hospital and Kelso demands J.D. give her personal attention so she won't sue. Cox is also busy with his record breaking attempt to give Elliot the attention she craves.

Season 1, Episode 13: My Balancing Act

15 January 2002
Between the ever increasing pages from the Hospital, J.D. and Alex can't seem to find a moment to be together, stifling their growing romance.

Season 1, Episode 14: My Drug Buddy

22 January 2002
Some pain killers have gone missing and Alex and Elliot argue over where they may have ended up. Turk discovers Cox may have inappropriate feelings for Carla.

Season 1, Episode 15: My Bed Banter & Beyond

5 February 2002
After spending a glorious day in bed together, J.D and Elliot expect to be able to keep their new romance a secret. But this is Sacred Heart and nothing is as it seems.

Season 1, Episode 16: My Heavy Meddle

26 February 2002
Carla makes it her mission to give a coma patient his wishes. Turk tries to get J.D and Elliot back together while J.D. looks after Cox as he loses control.

Season 1, Episode 17: My Student

5 March 2002
JD, Elliot, and Turk each get new students, and they each face difficulties.

Season 1, Episode 18: My Tuscaloosa Heart

12 March 2002
J.D. struggles to treat a horrible patient. Elliot tries to confirm her suspicions that Kelso might be a rock and roll star. Cox finds himself torn between 3 women.

Season 1, Episode 19: My Old Man

9 April 2002
The parents of the interns descend on Sacred Heart. Elliot is embarrassed by hers and Turk worries over how well his Mom and Carla get on. J.D. wishes his father was more of a father.

Season 1, Episode 20: My Way or the Highway

16 April 2002
Elliot falls for a patient who won't take the hint and ask her out. J.D. is frustrated by Turk's competitive nature.

Season 1, Episode 21: My Sacrificial Clam

30 April 2002
Elliot finally has a boyfriend, but her relationship starts to get in the way of her internship. J.D. gets stuck by a needle and worries he may have contracted Hepatitis B.

Season 1, Episode 22: My Occurrence

7 May 2002
When Jordan's Brother, Ben, comes in for a medical exam, Dr. Cox reveals his more compassionate side and J.D. must reluctantly deliver the bad news about Ben's health.

Season 1, Episode 23: My Hero

14 May 2002
Ben's diagnosis sends shock waves throughout the staff at Sacred Heart. Surprisingly Cox is the man keeping everyone afloat.

Season 1, Episode 24: My Last Day

21 May 2002
It is the last day of J.D., Elliot and Turks intern year. Elliot makes a big decision while everyone else tried to get a patient without insurance a life-saving operation. Jordan takes it upon herself to let everyone know exactly what has been going on this year.

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Season 2

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Season 2, Episode 1: My Overkill

26 September 2002
As a result of Jordan's intervention, an enormous amount of tension is caused between characters at Sacred Heart. Will prolonged exposure to each other cause compromise?

Season 2, Episode 2: My Nightingale

3 October 2002
As Residents on their first solo night shift, J.D., Turk and Elliot must work together to treat a patient. Thankfully for the patient, Carla is there to lend a hand. Cox realizes he still has feelings for his ex-wife.

Season 2, Episode 3: My Case Study

10 October 2002
Everybody in the hospital is struggling to find a case unique enough to be published in a medical journal for a chance to go to Reno.

Season 2, Episode 4: My Big Mouth

17 October 2002
J.D. gets more than he bargained for after he convinces Carla to open up to him. Elliot still hasn't learned not to seek Cox's approval.

Season 2, Episode 5: My New Coat

24 October 2002
A nice shiny new Doctor's Coat doesn't have the miraculous affect on his skills as J.D. hoped it would. Elliot gets a new nickname following her one night stand with an e.r. doc.

Season 2, Episode 6: My Big Brother

31 October 2002
JD's ne'er-do-well brother hits it off with Elliot.

Season 2, Episode 7: My First Step

7 November 2002
Dr. Cox rails against drug companies while falling for the wiles of a beautiful pharmaceutical saleswoman.

Season 2, Episode 8: My Fruit Cups

14 November 2002
Dr. Cox must choose between a sexy pharmaceutical representative and his ex-wife.

Season 2, Episode 9: My Lucky Day

5 December 2002
J.D. inadvertently upstages Dr. Cox when he diagnoses a patient with a rare disease. Turk tells Carla that people don't always appreciate her advice. Meanwhile, a patient of Elliot's sues her for malpractice.

Season 2, Episode 10: My Monster

12 December 2002
J.D.s mojo goes astray at the very worst time when he gets Gift Shop Girl to date him. Elliot is homeless and apparently friendless. And a pregnant Jordon takes more from Cox's offer to stay at his place then he intended.

Season 2, Episode 11: My Sex Buddy

2 January 2003
J.D and Elliot agree to be 'Sex Buddies' - but J.D. may be falling into his own trap. Elliot becomes more and more frazzled and Turk has to bail her out.

Season 2, Episode 12: My New Old Friend

9 January 2003
J.D. wants to tell Elliot about his feelings, but just can't seem to find a way. Cox has to deal with a man who comes to the hospital regularly, always thinking he has something new wrong with his health.

Season 2, Episode 13: My Philosophy

16 January 2003
J.D. discusses the philosophy of death with a transplant patient. Elliot feels that having a unisex locker room at the hospital is unfair. Meanwhile, Turk proposes to Carla just before she leaves for 5 days to take care of her grieving mother, leaving him to ponder over what her answer will be.

Season 2, Episode 14: My Brother, My Keeper

23 January 2003
Janitor and his colleagues are assigned the task of "taking care of" J.D. but not for long. Jordan comes in to the hospital for her Ultrasound to reveal the sex of the baby. Turk's recently divorced brother comes to stay for the weekend. Meanwhile, an old friend of Kelso, Dr Townhend (Dick Van Dyke) puts a patient's life in jeopardy, causing Kelso to question his obsolete methods as a doctor.

Season 2, Episode 15: His Story

30 January 2003
Where Perry talks to his psychiatrist about how Jordan wanted him to bond with her family but instead he preferred to stay home and invite some of the guys at the hospital to his place to watch a game, JD gives him the advice to give Kelso the check-up that the later needs for his insurance and Perry actually listens.

Season 2, Episode 16: My Karma

6 February 2003
J.D. and Turk play golf on the roof and apparently cause a car accident - could karma be to blame? Jordan reveals a life altering secret to J.D. on the day of the birth of her baby. Carla goes a little more crazy.

Season 2, Episode 17: My Own Private Practice Guy

13 March 2003
JD meets a Dr. that used to be a residence under Cox and he takes his advice on how to deal with Dr. Cox and eventually finds out that the reason Cox hates that Dr. is because he slept with Jordan and that's why they got divorced. While Carla feels that she is not sexy anymore and finds out that it's because she's engaged.

Season 2, Episode 18: My T.C.W.

20 March 2003
Perry is jealous from the baby taking the attention of Jordan, Elliot tries to sabotage her relation with Paul, Turk and Carla are arguing more after they got engaged, in the middle of all this mess JD feels lonely and starts a weird relation with TCW which stands for Tasty Coma Wife, a wife of a patient in coma that starts to feel alone so goes out with JD but then they decide that she needs to take more time.

Season 2, Episode 19: My Kingdom

27 March 2003
JD is to start his surgical practice and he would do anything to be in the group, and anything DOES include selling his best friend. Perry -frustrated by the crappy computers Kelso gives them in order to buy fancy stuff for himself- takes advantage of Kelso being away and starts a rumor that Kelso died which makes everyone happy.

Season 2, Episode 20: My Interpretation

3 April 2003
T.C.W.'s husband finally dies, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should cease the opportunity to pursue her. Turk has dirty dreams about Elliot and Cox bonds with Jordon's son.

Season 2, Episode 21: My Drama Queen

10 April 2003
JD is dating TCW but he finds out that she is a drama queen, just like Elliot told him. Refusing to admit to Elliot that she was right, he tries to keep the heat in his relation. Carla's mother dies while Carla is planning for the wedding. Overthrown by emotions, she decides to get married as soon as possible in a small wedding chapel in the hospital. Kelso makes the interns that mistreat patients take seminars from him to avoid lawsuits. When doctor Cox is witnessed harassing a patient, he gets stuck with organizing the seminars.

Season 2, Episode 22: My Dream Job

17 April 2003
It's the end of their 2nd year and everything starts to feel boring, but they have their college pal to cheer them up, and get them into trouble. Dr. Kelso is on his annual "picking somebody to pick on so that everybody will be scared of him", he picks up Elliot for almost blinding him, almost gets her to quit. Perry discovers that he is the father of Jordan's child, he gets angry and tries to break up with Jordan but she won't let it happen ,then he tells JD that he is not mad at Jordan but he is actually scared from the idea of being a father.

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Season 3

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Season 3, Episode 1: My Own American Girl

2 October 2003
Cox and Kelso still have some issues since Cox punched him a week earlier, and Kelso is still squeaking. Although JD is now starting with the third year; he still needs Dr. Cox's help identifying a patients problem, so the four of them do every single test trying to figure it out. Elliot has some issues with her self confidence, so she buys a car, she meets Sean again, and she goes into a transformation moment that changes both her looks and behavior, so she provides some big help to JD in his patient's problem.

Season 3, Episode 2: My Journey

9 October 2003
Turk and Carla set a date for the wedding, so JD wants to take Turk out for dinner to celebrate the end of an era, Turk has a problem with being straight with is feelings, until he sees a gay couple in the hospital. Carla finds a urine sample without a tag; she tries to find its patient. Elliot and Sean are back together but starting things up again is really hard because Elliot has a problem finding time for him, because of her job.

Season 3, Episode 3: My White Whale

23 October 2003

Season 3, Episode 4: My Lucky Night

30 October 2003
Sean isn't happy to hear that Elliott & J.D. have been intimate. It does, however, make it easier for him to break some news to her. Cox applies for a promotion. Jordan hires a babysitter. Carla embarrasses Turk in front of other surgeons.

Season 3, Episode 5: My Brother, Where Art Thou?

6 November 2003

Season 3, Episode 6: My Advice to You

13 November 2003
Carla's brother who hates Turk comes for a visit. J.D. tries to get over Elliott when he meets Danni who *seems* nice. Cox asks J.D. to back him up in front of others. Kelso declares a policy Cox disagrees with. Will J.D. be loyal to Cox?

Season 3, Episode 7: My Fifteen Seconds

20 November 2003
JD is dating Danni -Jordan's sister- and that means spending more time with Cox outside the hospital, and Perry doesn't very much like it. Danni tells JD that she is falling in love with him, but gets mad for the fact that he wasn't even listening, and while Jordan explains that even they are doctors they don't listen. When that happens, both JD and Cox realize that the patient -that they didn't know what's wrong with- actually tried to commit suicide.

Season 3, Episode 8: My Friend the Doctor

4 December 2003
The janitor has three personalities. No, actually four, or five. Cox and Carla get satisfied with their conditions. The first is getting old and Carla's marrying someone who goes to the arcade. JD and Elliot get a little bit competitive.

Season 3, Episode 9: My Dirty Secret

11 December 2003
After Elliot gives a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam and refers to patients 'private areas' using non-medical terms Dr. Kelso taunts her. Carla tells Turk that she doesn't think they should have again until their wedding night, the Janitor uses this information to his advantage to get back at Turk. Dr. Cox moves in with J.D. and Turk temporarily as a result of not being able to handle his relationship with Jordan.

Season 3, Episode 10: My Rule of Thumb

22 January 2004
Danni will move in -temporarily- to JD's. Carla and Elliot find out that a dying patient is still a virgin, and she wants to have sex before she dies, so they go out to find a man-whore. A patient of Perry's is getting a new liver, but Turk gives the opinion that the patient can't have the liver because he drinks.

Season 3, Episode 11: My Clean Break

3 February 2004
JD tries to break up with Danni, but he never broke up with anybody. While Perry -for the first time in a long time- is happy, and that reflects on his behavior in the hospital. Now he has the problem of not having anybody interested in his lessons and teaching because the only way he can teach is through fear, so he will have to "scare them back to him". And Elliot finds out that the whole hospital -except the janitor- is making fun of her new look, and she has to lose it or not worry what they think.

Season 3, Episode 12: My Catalyst

10 February 2004
Dr. Kevin Casey the medical attendant AND surgeon comes to the hospital to impress them with his extraordinary medical skills, and his severe obsessive compulsive disorder case He gives JD a hard time about his eternal search for a mentor He shocks Turk with his extraordinary surgical skills And takes Cox's position as the greatest-doctor-in-that-hospital

Season 3, Episode 13: My Porcelain God

17 February 2004
JD and Kevin Casey find out about the roof toilet -aka- the epiphany toilet- Elliot needs help regaining her intubating skills, so she turns to KEVIN CASEY who helped everyone else And Turk asked JD to be his best man, so will JD be the best best man?

Season 3, Episode 14: My Screwup

24 February 2004
It's Jack's first birthday, so Jordan's siblings Dani and Ben are in town. Dr. Cox tells JD to leave a patient for 1/2 an hour and check-up on Ben's leukemia, but when a patient dies, Dr. Cox blames JD, and takes over his patients. Carla and Turk argue about Turk getting rid of his mole and Carla taking Turk's last name. The main theme is acceptance.

Season 3, Episode 15: My Tormented Mentor

2 March 2004
It's a battle of the sexes when new female surgeon Dr Miller accuses Turk of being a 'sly sexist' and causes Elliot to question where exactly she stands in the feministic world. Carla is asked to teach a compulsory sexual harassment class with a few surprise students and a few not so surprise students. Meanwhile J.D inspires to help Dr. Cox grieve over his loss by asking Jordan's 'harpie' girlfriends to leave his house.

Season 3, Episode 16: My Butterfly

16 March 2004
An ever present butterfly prompts the question of what could have happened differently while Turk searches for his missing lucky do-rag and Elliot hunts for her patient's stuffed toy.

Season 3, Episode 17: My Moment of Un-Truth

30 March 2004
JD and Carla are becoming closer; furthermore, they are "bead friends". Dr. Ramirez, someone Carla used to like before he left the hospital, is back in town, and Carla goes out with him, not telling Turk. The janitor is dressing up as his "twin" brother, Roscoe, to trick JD and Turk, but they won't fall for it.

Season 3, Episode 18: His Story II

6 April 2004
JD dresses like a clown to fill into Elliot's shoes. Dr. Cox tries to have the hot Dr. Miller on his side in the war with Kelso. It's Turk's turn to take the narration -since JD is a clown and has nothing to say- and he is afraid of sending the invitations that mean that his wedding is finalized and there is no going back. But Carla makes him know that she is the right person to be with.

Season 3, Episode 19: My Choosiest Choice of All

20 April 2004
Sean comes back and takes Elliot from JD. JD goes back to Danni. The janitor works now as a security guard. Cox finds out that he has a crush on Dr. Miller and is tormented between his crush and his new happy family.

Season 3, Episode 20: My Fault

22 April 2004
Cox is furious with Kelso for launching a lucrative "body scan" service at the hospital. Carla is becoming increasingly frantic about her impending marriage to Turk. Elliot is about to let Sean move in, but breaks up with him after J.D. confesses his love for her.

Season 3, Episode 21: My Self-Examination

27 April 2004
J.D. wakes next to Elliott, with the chilling realisation that he doesn't actually love her. At the dress rehearsal for the wedding, Turk is tricked into a humiliating gaffe by Carla's brother. J.D. chooses that moment to come clean with Elliott - who responds by throwing him across a table. Elsewhere, Cox deliberately provokes an argument with Jordan to maintain the spark in their relationship.

Season 3, Episode 22: My Best Friend's Wedding

4 May 2004
Turk and Carla's wedding causes tension between guests, especially Elliot and J.D., whose relationship had taken a nose-dive the week before. Turk attempts to work a little later to have an extended honeymoon, but will he make his big day on time?

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Season 4

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Season 4, Episode 1: My Old Friend's New Friend

31 August 2004
As Turk and Carla return from their honeymoon, J.D. prepares for his first day as a qualified doctor. Elliot is still infuriated with him over their break-up. The hospital has a new psychiatrist, the somewhat dippy Dr Molly Clock. Dr Cox warns J.D. he still has much to learn.

Season 4, Episode 2: My Office

7 September 2004

Season 4, Episode 3: My New Game

14 September 2004
Dr. Cox and Jordan find out they are still technically married, due to a legal mishap; respect eludes J.D. in his new residency role that has him battling with Elliot.

Season 4, Episode 4: My First Kill

21 September 2004
A risky procedure daunts J.D., intimidated by Cox's dire warning to residents that "sometimes you will screw up [and] kill a patient."

Season 4, Episode 5: Her Story

28 September 2004
Elliot, who thinks of Molly as her mentor, finds out that she isn't perfect. Carla gets tired of Turk waking her up when he enters the bedroom and enforces a bedtime on him. J.D. loses what little respect of his residents he had.

Season 4, Episode 6: My Cake

12 October 2004
J.D.'s brother Dan comes back to tell J.D. their father died.

Season 4, Episode 7: My Common Enemy

19 October 2004
J.D. catches his brother with Elliot. Apparently it has been going on for two weeks. Kelso and Cox form an unholy alliance to try to break Molly down. Carla turns a promotion down.

Season 4, Episode 8: My Last Chance

26 October 2004
J.D. makes-out with Molly at her going-away party. He then gets approval from Elliot to sleep with Molly before she moves away. Dr. Cox has to complete community service in an ambulance with an ambulance driver who talks endlessly.

Season 4, Episode 9: My Malpractical Decision

9 November 2004

Season 4, Episode 10: My Female Trouble

16 November 2004

Season 4, Episode 11: My Unicorn

23 November 2004

Season 4, Episode 12: My Best Moment

7 December 2004

Season 4, Episode 13: My Ocardial Infarction

18 January 2005
J.D. tries to pawn off Elliot as his 'sidekick' but is shocked to find that she figures out something before he does. Turk has a realization and tries to come to terms with his Diabetes. Meanwhile, The Janitor tries to impress Elliot by gathering up the 'Brain Trust' to upstage Ted's band.

Season 4, Episode 14: My Lucky Charm

25 January 2005

Season 4, Episode 15: My Hypocritical Oath

1 February 2005
While at a nightclub J.D. hits it off with the bartender who says she needs a doctor. She arrives at the hospital with her boyfriend who turns out to have gonorrhea. J.D. is bound by doctor patient confidentiality so can't tell his girlfriend.

Season 4, Episode 16: My Quarantine

8 February 2005
JD's date with Kylie doesn't go as planned, and when JD makes a mention of SARS, a quarantine begins. Carla and others tell about their horrible first dates, and Turk finds out that Carla once dated Dr. Cox. Ted and Todd fight over Danni, who's back in town, and the Janitor makes a bet with Dr. Kelso that lands him in a large debt. Laverne's birthday is spoiled when everybody else in the quarantine wants to get some of her Face Cake, especially Kelso.

Season 4, Episode 17: My Life in Four Cameras

15 February 2005
The discovery that his latest patient is a comedy writer tips J.D. into a sitcom fantasy, complete with the dreaded laugh track. Turk and Carla worry that the romance has left their marriage. Cox volunteers to trim $26,000 from the hospital budget to avoid Kelso firing a cafeteria worker.

Season 4, Episode 18: My Roommates

22 February 2005
Carla and Turk decide to ask J.D. to move out of the apartment, leaving J.D. temporarily homeless, but it isn't long before they start to miss having him around...thus resulting in them realizing something they hadn't expected. Dr. Cox's competitive high school friend Ron comes to visit, Dr. Cox discovers that his (Ron's) son is autistic.

Season 4, Episode 19: My Best Laid Plans

1 March 2005
JD blows off Kylie when Molly comes back to town.

Season 4, Episode 20: My Boss's Free Haircut

29 March 2005

Season 4, Episode 21: My Lips Are Sealed

April 2005
J.D. intervenes when Carla and Turk have relationship problems, suggesting they go for a few drinks...yet J.D.'s friendly gesture only makes things worse when he and Carla share a drunken kiss. The Janitor blackmails Dr. Cox when Jordan is unaware of how he (Dr. Cox) is treating they're'e son. Meanwhile, Elliot deals with a patient with a strange (more than eyebrow raising) condition.

Season 4, Episode 22: My Big Move

12 April 2005
J.D. and Carla's secret is out and Turk isn't reacting as they thought he would. Jordon's brush with botox gives Cox ammunition and the Janitor is not a big fan of his new uniform!

Season 4, Episode 23: My Faith in Humanity

19 April 2005
Rats! Sacred Heart is overrun! Meanwhile Carla and Turk are trying couple's therapy and Elliot finds herself attracted to a patient's neighbor.

Season 4, Episode 24: My Drive By

26 April 2005
Turk claims that he does not desire attention like Cox. To prove him wrong, Cox takes the credit when Turk saves a man's life. Meanwhile, Elliot tries *not* to ruin her relationship, and it's a battle of wits between Kelso and the Janitor.

Season 4, Episode 25: My Changing Ways

10 May 2005
J.D. is moving out. Kelso hiring Jordan makes Cox go nuts. Elliot realizes there is something wrong with her relationship. She also applies to another hospital, which upsets Carla, because she doesn't want her to leave.

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Season 5

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Season 5, Episode 1: My Intern's Eyes

3 January 2006
Life has changed. J.D. is now an attending and has new interns to guide, but still lives in his old apartment, hiding from Carla. Elliot tries to project a confident image at her new job. Turk's trying to get Carla pregnant. Or is he?

Season 5, Episode 2: My Rite of Passage

3 January 2006
Elliot has an annoying new colleague. Cox needs a break from Jordan and orders her to find friends at work. Carla gets the impression that Elliot is ashamed of her "old" colleagues. J.D. realizes his interns find his jokes unfunny.

Season 5, Episode 3: My Day at the Races

10 January 2006
Carla's still the only one who knows Elliot's fellowship was canceled. J.D. is turning 30 and gets the urge to achieve something. Turk is fighting for an attending's spot. Elliot wants Jake to open up but isn't prepared to handle it.

Season 5, Episode 4: My Jiggly Ball

10 January 2006
J.D. has to introduce Kelso at an awards banquet--a job made more difficult when he rejects a patient for a drug trial in favor of a richer patient. Meanwhile, the guys want to try to get Elliot's job back.

Season 5, Episode 5: My New God

17 January 2006
Dr. Cox's sister arrives at the hospital. She's a born-again Christian who wants him to participate in his son's baptism. Perry, of course, wants nothing to do with it, and her for that matter.

Season 5, Episode 6: My Missed Perception

17 January 2006

Season 5, Episode 7: My Way Home

24 January 2006
One hundredth episode. As a tribute to "The Wizard of Oz", the four companions go on a similar journey. Turk needs a heart from a patient in order to be the first resident to assist performing an in-house heart transplant. Carla needs courage to have a child with Turk even though she can't stand babies. Elliot needs the brains to handle speaking in a medical seminar. And J.D, well, he just wants to get home...

Season 5, Episode 8: My Big Bird

24 January 2006
J.D., Turk, Elliot and Carla are accused of neglect and must face an interrogation by Cox and Kelso, when a patient unexpectedly dies during their their watch.

Season 5, Episode 9: My Half-Acre

7 February 2006
When a potential new girlfriend enters J.D.'s life, Elliot offers J.D. relationship advice and tries to help break his bad habit of ruining romantic moments by uttering really inappropriate things. Meanwhile, Jordan and Carla each have problems with Dr. Cox, and Turk joins the hospital air band.

Season 5, Episode 10: Her Story II

7 February 2006
When Carla begins to feel old, she drags her friends to a college club and decides to take a fertility test, among other things. And while all of J.D.'s friends love Julie, they begin to worry that J.D. is going to ruin the relationship after he begins saying his thoughts aloud.

Season 5, Episode 11: My Buddy's Booty

28 February 2006
The Sacret Heart staffers each try different ways to take their minds off the fact that a favorite patient, Mrs. Wilk, has to undergo an extremely risky procedure. While J.D. and Elliot try to get lucky in love, or maybe just find themselves booty calls, Dr. Cox finds a new drinking buddy in the Janitor, and Carla encourages Turk to fight for a female-friendly hospital gym.

Season 5, Episode 12: My Cabbage

28 February 2006
J.D.'s dislike for and resentment towards intern Keith increases to the point where J.D. tries to get him dismissed from Sacred Heart, but the plan backfires. Elsewhere, Elliot and Turk misplace their patient's deathbed statement to his children; and the Janitor attempts to keep a pet bird in the hospital without Dr. Kelso knowing it.

Season 5, Episode 13: My Five Stages

7 March 2006
Grief counseling is offered to Mrs. Wilk, whose condition has worsened considerably. As she comes to accept her fate with help from a quirky therapist, J.D. and Dr. Cox surprisingly turn to each other for support as they face losing their favorite patient. Elsewhere, Ted and the Janitor team up to give bitter Kelso a taste of his own medicine, and Elliot's relationship with Keith changes.

Season 5, Episode 14: My Own Personal Hell

14 March 2006
Elliot gets upset with J.D. when he doesn't defend her after she's accused by the other interns of giving preferential treatment to Keith. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox is stuck caring for one of Dr. Kelso's old, miserable, and demanding friends, and Carla resorts to trickery to find out if Turk is sterile.

Season 5, Episode 15: My Extra Mile

21 March 2006
When Dr. Cox scoffs at reading lines with a patient preparing for a play, J.D. urges his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients. But when J.D. scores a date with a hot babe who loves his hair, he's not sure he can shave his head for a woman undergoing chemo. Turk and Carla attempt to eliminate all stress to better their chances of conceiving, but Turk has to compete for a surgical resident spot and Carla loses Dr. Kelso's VIP patient. Meanwhile, Elliot showers Keith with stupid gifts.

Season 5, Episode 16: My Bright Idea

28 March 2006
Turk finds out before Carla does that she's finally pregnant. After J.D. persuades Turk to take advantage of her not knowing so they can pull off the "greatest surprise", their plan backfires when she mentions to Turk whenever she gets pregnant *she* wants to be the one to tell everyone. Hilarity (as always) ensues.

Season 5, Episode 17: My Chopped Liver

4 April 2006
When J.D. rearranges his schedule to allow himself more time with Turk, Turk secretly resents hanging out with J.D. because it interferes with his own "Turk Time." Meanwhile, Cox and Jordan go on a double date with Elliot and Keith, and Carla covers for Kelso at work as he grieves for his dead dog. Later, a patient almost dies after giving up part of his liver for his brother, and the hospital staff learns about making sacrifices for the people they really care about.

Season 5, Episode 18: My New Suit

11 April 2006
J.D. is forced to show his brother Dan some tough love when he shows up in town. Carla and Turk pick baby names. Dr. Cox realizes the consequences of making negative comments about Kelso's son.

Season 5, Episode 19: His Story III

18 April 2006
The hospital is seen from the perspective of The Janitor, who's out to prove he can make a difference after getting rid of J.D. for the day. Also, Turk sees his "blackness" called into question by Dr. Cox, and Elliot's intern's mistakes begin to frustrate her.

Season 5, Episode 20: My Lunch

25 April 2006
J.D. accidentally runs into Dr.Cox in a store, who both then run into annoying former suicidal patient Jill Tracy. Meanwhile Elliot and Carla do a little investigating and find out that Todd hasn't actually slept with anyone in the hospital - they jump to conclusions about his sexuality.

Season 5, Episode 21: My Fallen Idol

2 May 2006
Carla persuades all her coworkers to rally around a despondent Dr. Cox, after three of his patients die because of his mistake. Everyone participates except J.D., who thinks his selfish reaction crossed the line.

Season 5, Episode 22: My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu

9 May 2006
Dr. Cox returns to the hospital, but Elliot quickly learns the hard way that he's still his same old obnoxious self. And Carla forces Turk to also give up the things she has to give up while she's pregnant.