[introducing Bill Kirchenbauer
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, I'm introducing him right now. Uh, he's original and he's good. The problem is the part that's original ain't that good and the part that's good ain't that damn original. I want you to, uh, to welcome a man that was educated beyond his, uh, intelligence. He can't sing. He can't dance. He can't tell jokes. There's literally no end to the things he can't do. He's giving up a lucrative career in vinyl repair to be here with us tonight. ...