Anita's boyfriend Mitchell dumped her after 3.5 years for Heather. All she can think about is humiliating him, mostly in poems that are bitter, banal, and hilarious.
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[Message left on Mitchell's answering machine
Hi Mitchell. It's Anita. I wish we were back together too, if only for one night, so I could watch you as you fell asleep, then tie you gently down. And tattoo you. Right over where your heart should be, in India ink, I would tattoo: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I'd rather be alone.