The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998 TV Special)
Billy Crystal: Matt Damon is so young, the results in his category were tabulated by Fisher-Price Waterhouse."
Billy Crystal: A billion people are watching tonight - except for Linda Tripp, who's taping it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: My friend James Cameron and I made three films together: "True Lies," "Terminator," and "Terminator 2." Of course, that was during his early low-budget art-house period.
Jack Nicholson: Some of the other nominees are very good friends, and I'm very honored to be on the list with you Bobby; Dusty; you and your father, Mr. Damon; my old bike pal Fonda. We're very proud of the picture, but I've had a sinking feeling all night up till now.
James Cameron: I don't know about you, but I'm having a really great time.
Billy Crystal: So much has changed in the last year. Last year, the White House was complaining that there was too much sex in Hollywood...
Robin Williams: Thank you, Ben and Matt. I still need to see some ID.
[to his daughter at home]
James Cameron: Honey, this is the thing I described to you. It's an Oscar, and it's really cool to get.
Billy Crystal: [When Rabbi Marvin Heir wins for his documentary film "The Long Way Home"] What a night when your Rabbi wins an Oscar.
Billy Crystal: Ladies and Gentlemen, the beauty who charmed the beast, the Legendary Fay Wray.
Fay Wray: I can't believe it! How nice to be so near you, you're so good! Wonderful!
Billy Crystal: It's great to see you!
[Miss Wray rises from her seat]
Fay Wray: What do I do now, turn around?
Billy Crystal: You can just wave to everybody!
Billy Crystal: I'm Ralph Edwards and this is your life!
Billy Crystal: Goodie, I'm so glad my life is with you!
Fay Wray: We've got a scoop here! It's great to have you with us as all of these great stars of 70 Years of Oscar.